Thursday at work my buddy Mark went to Subway for lunch. I told him to get me something to and I gave him a note of exactly what I wanted. This is what the note said.

My requirements for nutrients are as such:
I demand a FOOT LONG BMT, not a 6 inch. 12 INCHES is the minimum length that I can tolerate for a man of my girth.

This BMT MUST be on wheat bread and contain the following dressings:

Extra mayo
Lettuce
Green peppers
Salt & pepper
Oil & vineger

It must then be cut in half, wrapped delicately in wax paper and placed gently into a plastic bag. And DON'T FORGET THE STAMPS!!! Ohhh God help you if there are no stamps. For every stamp I don't find I shall kill you. Meet my demands and you will be granted a dukeship in my glorious kingdom."

He showed my team leader and he was beside himself. Mark laughed his ass off and took the note with him. Little did I know that he was going to give it to the Subway employee making my sandwich! He said they were laughing their asses of and one of them said it sounded like Stewey wrote the note. The old lady that works there said "I have to meet this guy."
Mark just said, "You already have."
Needless to say they made the best looking sandwich ever. I almost didn't want to eat it because it looked so good. He wrapped VERY TIGHTLY in plastic first. Then wrapped it perfectly in wax paper and put stickers over the crease so it would stay shut. And he didn't forget the stamps. Not only did he give them to me but affixed them to the card. So now I will have to goto Subway and grant them all a dukeship in my glistening kingdom.

Humor does some amazing things in this world.

Thats it!!! You just proved my theory that you are in fact crazy.

What's the alternative? Normality? No thank you MA'AM!

LOL you are almost as nutz as me.

I once drew a picture of a bacon cheese burger with a no ketchup sign for them at burger king since they can't read or speak english and all. They laughed at my cheese.

If I had my camera I would've taken a picture of the sandwich for it was truly a work of art. Sandwich artist INDEED!

I'm sure it was. Now you need a camera phone.

Bahh! I just need to bring my digicam everywhere I go. My antics are to crazy to not fully document. The doctors might find them interesting.

Nice job Wesley. If only they new you were serious about the death part

That was great, and yes you have to go meet them all now, that little event will get them through the next month. When you are working for minimum wage, any kindness is appreciated.

Good Job!!!!

The funny thing was I didn't mean for Mark to actually hand them the note. It was entirely for Mark but it was hillarious that he did it. I was literally shocked that he did that, that they got a kick out of it and did everything perfectly as it was stated in the note.

They know who I am but they don't know that I was the one that did it. I'll have to now reveal myself now and grant the appropriate dukeships.

They deserve it!

Yes, here, here Have them see the Wesley that we know and love. They will treat you with the Honor that you deserve.

I'm not a big Subway fan but I've got to say that most of the time when I've gone there the employees were friendly and willing to chat with me while they were making the sandwiches.

*Goes to bank to cash check from Subway*

My only problem is that it takes a big chunk out of my check for us to eat there but that's not the counter employees fault.