Here I shall start a what were they thinking webcam thread.

"Ooh, I'm too sexy for my tutu, too sexy for my tutu, Ooh Yeah Baby!"

"Hmm, ok umm. They followed the yellow brick road. The yellow brick road."

"Peek-a-boo!"
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"I see you!!"

"Hmm, behold the power of what? The power of cheese? Nay! Behold the power of .. Glisten!"

"Yes, that's right. Conan O'Brien is like standing right infront of me and he is freaking me out!"

"Dear diary. Today I was visited by none other than Conan O'Brien. He was sporting a flashy pink tutu. He asked if I wanted to parade around New York City with him, but I was just too freaked out!"

"Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me!?"

"See what your missing? Oh I'm bad, oh so bad."

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Then:
"Here let me show you-
[Censored Naughty Images and Thoughts]

"Oh yeah. Am I glad I can override the board's censors. Oh yeah."

"Oh NO! Oh No! NOO! Not the Leo in the tutu bit again. You tricked me! How dare you?! I promise you this, you will pay. YOU WILL PAY!!!"

"What's wrong with the seventies, Man? Can you dig it? Peace out."

"Me Strong!"

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"Me Smart!"

"Oh Harold you are my hero. I want to be a truck driver just like you."

"Not again!"

"Yes. YES! Behold the power of Glisten!"

"Ahh, something smells!"

"Wasn't me. Who smelt it, delt it!"

"At last, I get my revenge. Muahaha *Cough *Cough.. Hahaha!"

When will you be giving us our next installment?

Actually I didn't know if anyone wanted any more as they haven't posted any their self. Yet to answer your question; Soon, very very soon..

Ok. I'll have to give you some more material to work with.

Just enough for this special delivery!

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Hey is this thing on? Oh, hey Pepsi! I got your Prime time endorsement right here pal. Do the Dew? All your Mountain Dew are belong to me..


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Hear me now? Hear me now? Hello Mountain Dew, do you hear me now?

Don't you love your Kitty?


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Love Kitty..


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Aww, love your Kitty-Harold!!

Oooh, All your Mountain Dew are belong to me!

Lovely Counselor Troi.. I can't stop thinking about you!!!

All your pooh


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are belong


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to me

Ahh! Attack of the killer arm!

I ponder,


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It was the Colonel Mustard with the knife in the library that stole my thumb!

Return of the Killer arm!

The right ear knows not what the left hand is doing. DEATH THE RIGHT EAR! DEATH DEATH!!!

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Hey eveyrone else has done it; it's my turn baby! Come on Harold, time for my kiss!!!

The Human half of me knows I should not do this when the camera is on but the Ferengi half says it feels to good to stop.

Rule #40 of the "Ferengi Rules of Acquisition".

She can touch your lobes but never your latinum.

Since this is for thoughts of the moment Did you ever wonder what it would be like not to think of anything for 5 minutes or so? Sounds easy, but alot of peoples minds are always thinking of something no matter how small and insignificant. I have heard of yoga masters who calm their mind and say they think of nothing and when it happens, in that split second they obtain nirvana and are closer to their god.

That said, they must still be thinking to know they were not thinking, and being able to remember how they felt while not thinking, which goes to prove that they were thinking in the first place

That is why I said previously that trying not to think is harder said then done and that thought came to mind while my mind was wandering on trying to think of a thought of the moment as the subject suggests.

Sometimes I don't have a thought. Like when someone ask me something that I do know and my mind justs goes blank for a sec. and I could not tell them my name. Must be getting old or something.

Thoughts and perception of them are not really the same. There are many subconscious things happening that we are not aware about. If it weren't for them our heart would stop, or our breathing, or many things automatically controlled to keep us alive. True, we do have partial control over certain parts, mostly it is done in the background, or our control is switched on and off at will. Yet that portion that you do have control over can be interesting to say the least. To get to that point where you are beyond thinking, beyond all perceptions, is only exhilarating thinking about it afterwards. When one achieves this point, they do not realize it at that point. It's beyond realization. It's only in the aftermath do you understand what happened. It is amazing.

Perhaps what most experience is coming down. And the body releasing some kind of natural chemicals or something. But for that instant of true freedom, there is nothing. Nothing in the sense of; No emotions, No feeling, No perception. No perception of the outside world. Not even what is going on inside. Yet how does one truly know this if they didn't think or somehow know this was going on while it was going on? Well, not really sure. Only that there was no memory of it and it's a gap in our perception of time and space. Almost like a sleep/dream, only nothing. When one looks back and realizes in that instant such a state of being came to be, is when those feelings come rushing back to them which strangely is like an orgasm or drug induced. Where as you are overwhelmed with feelings. While the rest of the moments of pure being, is actually just the coming down(rush)part and that's the part most likely one attributes to somehow knowing they were one with whatever their god is or feeling of nirvana.

It's a little complicated to achieve this and also takes some time and practice. Perhaps better just to take some drugs.. Or have sex.. .. Maybe, maybe even both?

No drugs. If I have sex I want to know all about it. And to remember it AFFECTIONATELY long after the act.

Wait for it.. Wait for it.. What about doing them while thinking about the good times?

I don't think I am a drug kind of guy.

Oh I see what your saying.. The chemistry between you and Trallyus is more than enough? Well then, I tip my hat to you sir.. Good day.

And a good day to you kristopher.

"Who's your beefcake? Who's your BEEFCAKE!?!?"


"I said, LOVE YOUR BEEFCAKE!"


"You know you love your beefcake."


"All I know is, I'm not your beefcake."


"Unwrap my cheesy goodness!"


"Why is gumby looking at me like that, and is that a cotton ball coming towards me.."


"If you call me cotton ball one more time, I'll bite your leg off!"


"Why do you smell like chicken?"

"That cup has to be at least four feet tall!"


"Dear Harold, today I saw a coffee cup four feet tall!"


"UHH! I think the cup is like talking to me, it is, IT IS!!"


"Return of the Huge cup!"


"My hair, it got my hair!"

"Woah, dude!"


"So pretty.."


"It's like so overwelming..."


"Yes. Oh, YES baby! Behold the climaxing power of Glisten!"


Trallyus, that Glisten lamp is really freaking me out!"


"The glisten is so powerful, it's taking over.."


"I must, to save humanity I must bare it all."


"Hello, is anyone in there? I can hear you moving, I know you are there!"


"I know you are in there!!!"

"Dude, uhh. That webcam is like so on and stuff"


"Really, Harold you don't have to demonstrate how you saved the world. Put your clothes back on!"


"OMG! That dude is like taking his clothes off"


"Oh my, is that guy naked?"


"If only you saw this naked man running around behind the camera, you'd be laughing."


"Hey Harold, How about I join you?


"Security! Security!"

"Haha Leo.. Your book is bad, and you should feel bad!"


"I think I just made a stinky in my pants.."


"How about we go to that spaceship of yours and have a little fun?"


"Hello CyberGuy, I like games too. Want to play one?"


"Why, Yes Cybergirl. I'd like that very much."


"Hehe, you're funny."

Funny, but you may want to warn dial up users about the thread

You mean, there is more than one? Actually I suggest they browse via threaded view. Won't be as bad.

I miss you Wesley Come back, please?

Wesley is mine!!! <muhahaha> He will never come back to you!!

I'm Harold's bitch forever more. Leo leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Does that sound perverted to anyone else but me?

I think I once heard Leo say that you had sharp knees Wesley..

It looks like Leo has a Harold shirt on.

Umm thats not what I heard

Holes in his pants, sharp knees, Leo leaving a bad taste in his mouth..

Hmm, I dare come to any conclusions. Nay, I downright refuse to go any further. I don't want to turn out like Wesley afterall.

It's all a twisted affair, aint it?

Funny you mention twisted affair.

Harold!!! Sell me Wesley!!! I will pay you anything!!!

Wesley must not escape my grasp this time

Why doesn't Harold accept my offer Doesn't he know who I am?

Oh dear Wesley, I love you so..

Your dead to me now Wesley. I turn my back on you!

#1

#2

That makes me feel sad! Either that or I am making a big stinky in my pants..

#3

#4

#5

"Yes Sir! What my hand is doing, nobody knows!"

Uh oh! You pissed me off now!

Sadie to Harold - We must sell Wesley to Leo as he scares me
Harold - Let me think it over my pet

I wish Sadie was mine.

Return of the TotM!


Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener



That is what I truly want to be



'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener



Everyone would be in love with me.

Like Mel.. Gibson, I know what women want!



I have come back to tell you all what women want..



Women want a man with power, and I am he! Women want me!



Ohh, my leg feels so good.



Oh yeah, that's right. Me and my leg need some alone time.

Fear not, Harold is here. Lisa is in the other room. So don't worry about me!



See? I'm not afraid of anything.



No! Who ate all my snacks?



One, two, three.. Three chips left, jeeze I'm so baked.



I'm not worried though.



I shall snack on you!

Who, me!?



Who, me!?



What? Of course not, I could never! Well.. Never!!



Now I shall do the dance of the Treats.. Roo, Roo! Boo, Boo!



Hey, snacks where are you? That dance usually works.



Hmm, what is this? It doesn't look like a snack, perhaps I should try it just in case.



Yay! The snack dance worked. Hmm, I am so undressing you with my eyes.. You naughty ice cream cone!

That's crazy Lisa. I didn't kiss a ice cream cone. You are so silly sometimes.



Hey web people, that was close. I better keep it down next time. Oh yeah, there is so going to be a next time.



Of course I like it, you cut my hair the best Lisa. [A little close though] What? I didn't say anything. Oh yeah, right. As if you know what I was thinking..



Hey, how did you. I was only joking. You know how we joke and stuff.



Ahh, attack cotton ball! Attack!

and more

It is day thirty five of my mission to mars to save all of humanity.



Every day is a new challenge out here in the vastness of space.



I am trying to keep up my spirits so that I am able to complete my mission.



I am not sure how much more of this I can take.



I keep drifting back to my home, I can almost see myself there. But I know it is all but an illusion.



It is day forty one of this seemingly endless mission. I keep wondering if perhaps it is all fake. Though that would be too easy, then I'd be able to go home and not worry about saving all of humanity.



Another day, another day..



In my long journey, I have come to realize what I lost. I was thrown in this position, I've always known it was a one way mission.



Day forty seven.



I can just imagine Lucy back home, with the wife and kids. Playing out in the yard.



Day forty eight.



Day forty nine..

Harold's Story, a tale in pictures.

Makes me want to sing

<This is Ground Control to Major Harold>

That needs to be the background theme song for this epic.

That's good Kris.