"Java Devil! You are now my b!tch."

"So, vending menace...we meet again."

"OH LOOK! A secret message! From my TEETH!"

So, how does one procure this laminated rectangle of righteousness?

"The toilet has already taken the bathtub as an ally in its porceline war against us."

"Tick! That's like...BIGOMY!"
"Not 'like' chum. It IS...awfully big of you."

I had a tick once. It went tock.

"I'll fold you into my wallet a spend you on a hooker."

"I'm gonna tuck you in for a dirt nap."

"The Waxman. Burning his feindish candle at both ends."

Batmanuel: "Ah, she fears the demons I have awoken in her womanly places."

Batmanuel: "Don't yell at the Tick. He's not the one that slept with the Immortal and killed him with her pink secrets."

"If it's not too much trouble might I have a slice of your righteous combat pie?"

too funny, keep sharing

It's time to don the oven mits of all that is right and strangle the red-hot throat of all that is wrong.

Gravity is a harsh mistress.

Arthur: "Aparently superheros are just a bunch of egotistical, self centered, sexually frustrated kindergarteners. No offense intended."

Tick: "None comprehended!"

Destiny dressed you this morning my friend and now fear is trying to pull off your pants. If you give up, if you give in then you're gonna end up naked with fear just standing there laughing at your dangling unmentionables.

Batmanuel: "I am.... Batmanuel....you may have heard of me. I get alot of press."

Arthur: "You're the one that saved that trolley full of supermodels!"

Batmanuel: "Yes. In fact I saved them three times in one night...if you get my meaning."

Tick: "Nope."

Batmanuel: "So Janet, back in bed with the CIA, huh? You certainly do your best work under cover."

Captain Liberty: "Stow it you infant. I don't have time for your nonsense."

Batmanuel: "Oh! You had a little time for it last month on top of that watertower. I saved her too once, if you know what I'm saying."

Tick: "Nope."

"Awww...I stepped in gum! Sticky pink devil. Who puts gum on a roof?!"

This is from the unaired final episode called The Terror. Tick calls the Terror, who is 112 years old, to insite some rage into him so the Tick can have a foe to vanquish.

TICK: "AAHAA! There you are hiding deep underground plucking the strings of your dark web of fear like a spidery harpy."

TERROR: "Hello?"

TICK: "Terror, you now face the Tick and his fearless sidekick Arthur. We'll put an end to your reign of ter...YOUR REIGN OF YOU!

TERROR: "I just took my drowsy pills."

TICK: "HA! Evil never sleeps mister."

TERROR: "Oh leave me alone. I'm 112 years old. I'm done."

TICK: "Don't be an Adolf Quitler."

TERROR: "You can't talk to me like that."

TICK: "Yes I can Quitler."

TERROR: "I'm the Terror!"

TICK: "Blah blah blah."

TERROR: "The world gasps at the mention of my name!"

TICK: "Big deal."

TERROR: "You think you can take me on, do you?"

TICK: "You got that right, you big weenie."

TERROR: "BAH! I'll fold you into my wallet and spend you on a whore!"

TICK: "I say 'HA' again. A hollow threat. I am the swift arm of justice and she's got a bee in her bonnet, buddy."

TERROR: "That tears it! I'm gonna tuck you in for a dirt nap you Betty."

TICK: "You don't scare us Terror. We got RIGHT on our side...WOOP gotta go."

those are too funny, so you say they are available for rent? Do you think I could pick them up VHS in my local rental place?

I think they're only on DVD.

According to Larry the cable guy."I once dated a girl who looked like Cindy Crawford. Had one of those beauty marks on her cheek. Turned out to be a tick."

what about the classic? "SPOON!"

For some reason that wasn't on the live action tv show. But for the cartoon and the comic...."SPOON!"

I like when he is trying to impress the criminal element and they say something to the effect of "Your called the tick? Do you suck blood?" and then the tick inhales one of the guys through a straw to show he sucks blood

My memory is a little hazy as I have not watched that show in soooo long

That was from the comic and from the cartoon.

"What are you supposed to be?"
"I am...The Tick."
"You don't look like a tick."
"Well...I am."
"Ticks have 8 legs. Do you have 8 legs?"
"Well...er no."
"Ticks suck blood. Do you suck blood?"
"Yeah...I... suck blood all the time."
"I don't believe you."
"Listen Mr. I got a straw right here. You want a demonstration?"
"No no no."
Then the Tick starts breathing through the straw and gets light headed and passes out. Then he wakes up to find himself on the train tracks with a train bearing down on him.

I thought I was the only one that spoke in such grandious terms and wore a blue suit around the house.

Why a blue suit?

To be like the Tick, of course.

Almost. I'm more preferential to black.