"Java Devil! You are now my b!tch."

"So, vending menace...we meet again."

"OH LOOK! A secret message! From my TEETH!"

So, how does one procure this laminated rectangle of righteousness?

"The toilet has already taken the bathtub as an ally in its porceline war against us."

"Tick! That's like...BIGOMY!"
"Not 'like' chum. It IS...awfully big of you."

I had a tick once. It went tock.

"I'll fold you into my wallet a spend you on a hooker."

"I'm gonna tuck you in for a dirt nap."

"The Waxman. Burning his feindish candle at both ends."

Batmanuel: "Ah, she fears the demons I have awoken in her womanly places."

Batmanuel: "Don't yell at the Tick. He's not the one that slept with the Immortal and killed him with her pink secrets."

"If it's not too much trouble might I have a slice of your righteous combat pie?"

too funny, keep sharing

It's time to don the oven mits of all that is right and strangle the red-hot throat of all that is wrong.

Gravity is a harsh mistress.

Arthur: "Aparently superheros are just a bunch of egotistical, self centered, sexually frustrated kindergarteners. No offense intended."

Tick: "None comprehended!"

Destiny dressed you this morning my friend and now fear is trying to pull off your pants. If you give up, if you give in then you're gonna end up naked with fear just standing there laughing at your dangling unmentionables.

Batmanuel: "I am.... Batmanuel....you may have heard of me. I get alot of press."

Arthur: "You're the one that saved that trolley full of supermodels!"

Batmanuel: "Yes. In fact I saved them three times in one night...if you get my meaning."

Tick: "Nope."

Batmanuel: "So Janet, back in bed with the CIA, huh? You certainly do your best work under cover."

Captain Liberty: "Stow it you infant. I don't have time for your nonsense."

Batmanuel: "Oh! You had a little time for it last month on top of that watertower. I saved her too once, if you know what I'm saying."

Tick: "Nope."