"Awww...I stepped in gum! Sticky pink devil. Who puts gum on a roof?!"

This is from the unaired final episode called The Terror. Tick calls the Terror, who is 112 years old, to insite some rage into him so the Tick can have a foe to vanquish.

TICK: "AAHAA! There you are hiding deep underground plucking the strings of your dark web of fear like a spidery harpy."

TERROR: "Hello?"

TICK: "Terror, you now face the Tick and his fearless sidekick Arthur. We'll put an end to your reign of ter...YOUR REIGN OF YOU!

TERROR: "I just took my drowsy pills."

TICK: "HA! Evil never sleeps mister."

TERROR: "Oh leave me alone. I'm 112 years old. I'm done."

TICK: "Don't be an Adolf Quitler."

TERROR: "You can't talk to me like that."

TICK: "Yes I can Quitler."

TERROR: "I'm the Terror!"

TICK: "Blah blah blah."

TERROR: "The world gasps at the mention of my name!"

TICK: "Big deal."

TERROR: "You think you can take me on, do you?"

TICK: "You got that right, you big weenie."

TERROR: "BAH! I'll fold you into my wallet and spend you on a whore!"

TICK: "I say 'HA' again. A hollow threat. I am the swift arm of justice and she's got a bee in her bonnet, buddy."

TERROR: "That tears it! I'm gonna tuck you in for a dirt nap you Betty."

TICK: "You don't scare us Terror. We got RIGHT on our side...WOOP gotta go."

those are too funny, so you say they are available for rent? Do you think I could pick them up VHS in my local rental place?

I think they're only on DVD.

According to Larry the cable guy."I once dated a girl who looked like Cindy Crawford. Had one of those beauty marks on her cheek. Turned out to be a tick."

what about the classic? "SPOON!"

For some reason that wasn't on the live action tv show. But for the cartoon and the comic...."SPOON!"

I like when he is trying to impress the criminal element and they say something to the effect of "Your called the tick? Do you suck blood?" and then the tick inhales one of the guys through a straw to show he sucks blood

My memory is a little hazy as I have not watched that show in soooo long

That was from the comic and from the cartoon.

"What are you supposed to be?"
"I am...The Tick."
"You don't look like a tick."
"Well...I am."
"Ticks have 8 legs. Do you have 8 legs?"
"Well...er no."
"Ticks suck blood. Do you suck blood?"
"Yeah...I... suck blood all the time."
"I don't believe you."
"Listen Mr. I got a straw right here. You want a demonstration?"
"No no no."
Then the Tick starts breathing through the straw and gets light headed and passes out. Then he wakes up to find himself on the train tracks with a train bearing down on him.

I thought I was the only one that spoke in such grandious terms and wore a blue suit around the house.

Why a blue suit?

To be like the Tick, of course.

Almost. I'm more preferential to black.