Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable

" Sir Francis Bacon "

"What the"

Speak softly and don't forget your stick.

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
- Kristin Wilson, Nintendo, Inc., 1989.

Thats IT!!! Tom's not getting anymore name brand cereal boxes. LOL

"You are where you are today because you stand on somebody's shoulders. And wherever you are heading, you cannot get there by yourself. If you stand on the shoulders of others, you have a reciprocal responsibility to live your life so that others may stand on your shoulders. It's the quid pro quo of life. We exist temporarily through what we take, but we live forever through what we give" -- Vernon Jordan, in a speech at Howard University, 2002.

I eat , therefore I Poop !

Nah. It's because you're full of it.

That TOO

I hate it when my foot falls aseep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.

"Steven Wright"

For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Vade retro me, Satana

"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value."
" Albert Einstein "

vir prudens non contra ventum mingit

Ming ate prunes and played Contra!!! Wow!!!

» I'ts heartbreaking to see many people who merely long for success. They're on a sort of treadmill, plodding along, getting exactly nowhere. They haven't mastered their dreams. They've let their dreams master them, and what makes it so sad is that they don't know why others get where they want to go!
- Loretta Young

'Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.' —— Schwarzenegger, Austrian-born bodybuilder, who became an American motion-picture star