I realized that the bottom of the board was in need of an omnipotent being and I figure because I am the one who thought of it you should all worship me. By coming to this thread you have already taken the first step in the right direction. By reading this WORD you have taken the second step. By reading this and thinking to yourself that just maybe Bruce has taken the wrong meds or he is strange or in need of more sleep you have taken the last step and are now on your own personal journey to the kingdom of Bruce.

Deep Man................Really Deep!!!!!!!

To the very deep he will be buried in

I will not be buried for I can not die!

You want to be worshipped and yet everyone knows that the Goddess of Oi is the one who is worshipped around here.

WOW!

Yes we do not worship false idols Bruce. Fear the wrath of the goddess

I fear not your Goddess of Oi. The only thing I fear is......

Fear Amy. I met her and she scared the snot out of me. But if you want to be a small secondary god. I can go with that.

I figure as long as I stay out of her neck of the woods I should be safe.

Thankfully Wesley isn't here, otherwise he would be spraying everyone with glisten. Then walking around like, 'Yeah, I just marked my territory. What up!'

......The Goddess of Oi!!
Amy is a pretty scary woman too so don't mess with either of us or you may get both. hehehe

Phhfftt!!

I love it when you make that sound with your lips!

Of course, with all the other ways she can make that sound...

So if I try to take over I get both of you? Just exactly what is the down side here

All hail Bruce and Shouse!!!!

I am totally stepping out of this thread before I'm hit with lightning or a group of frogs appears. Going back upstairs.

It's not the frogs or lightning I am worried about, Amy told me about Dizzy's Power.

Fear the power of the Goddess of OI

Dizzy can be the top god I just want to be the "god of all that is unlikely" After all who would have ever thought that I would have had more posts in 30 days here then anyone else?

Dang!!! How did you pass me on the post count

Not sure but it sure was not "likely" to happen

Tral has been busy on facebook that's how you were able to pass him. Its Tral's duty to keep this place clean and open.

Why are you making excuses for him? I think he is just slacking

Awwwww

Sorry dude

No problem Bruce I am still telling everyone to pray for you ....... I mean too you

No way am I praying to anyone but dizzy. Too many who have prayed to other gods/ goddesses have come up missing. Look at all our registered users

I may have been gone for awhile but as you can see I am back and bolder then ever and willing to take down anyone who thinks they are more god then I!! Long live Me!!!

Your tempting fate by making such bold statements. Let me be far from you when Dizzy discovers your statements.

Dizzy has discovered his blasphemous statements and is currently mulling over whether to smite him in his sleep or make him suffer.
Muwahahahaha!!

Dizzy is mulling. Can she do that in public? Thought you only did that in a 2 holer.

I think Dizzy was Mulling her Cider 2dogs for the big Worship Bruce Festival

All including Dizzy and her followers are welcome into my kingdom

All hail Bruce!!!! Give Dizzy Hail Bruce!!!!

In my kingdom all people will have the status of a god!!

Would you mind if I not be a god. Just a minor minion or maybe a pixie. I could be like I am at work. The guy that farts rainbows, rides unicorns and spread glitter.

I'm predicting Dizzy will soon be sending everyone snow and cold weather due to this blashemy

You can be what ever you want as long as it is not more powerful then others here

So now we know what kind of god Dizzy is "The god of dopler radar" she has the power to almost but not really tell us the weather

I worship no one but the one and true Goddess.

You worship who ever you would like, everyone should worship whoever they would like after all you could never be wrong but there is a chance you could be less right.

So now Bruce is a goddess. Who'd a thunk it?

Maybe just maybe I am a hermaphrodite

Not even close!

More then a Goddess, more then a God I am "Bruce"

Come one come all - It's the battle of the God's!!!!! Bruce vs. Dizzy!!!!

Admission is only 30 bucks per person!!!

Don't forget the side shows. Must see the incerdible wild and wooly shrinking winky.

Umm 30 bucks???? No one is going to pay that!!!!! We are in a recession.

Hey if people pay 50 to see boxing on tv they will pay 30 which is a bargain for 2 Gods fighting

It's not two gods fighting, Its a blasphemer getting his due from THE Goddess.

Bruce is not a Goddess

He's not a God or a saint either

Amy you need a big FB style like for your comments!

The Goddess shall remember this!

It is nice to know that you can buy off your followers.

No one was bought, true believers do not need compensation.

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Wow!!! I did not know Smokejumper was such a fan

Shhhhhhh, Don't let Amy know........ I will have to sleep with one eye open tonight.....

I would suggest you always sleep with one eye opened after all Amy does worship the goddess of doom

After meeting Amy. I know one thing. Your screwed.

2dogs, don't tell him that. Now he is going to sleep with both of his eyes open. Your eyeballs get dusty that way!

dusty eyeballs. There has got to be a country song in there somewhere.

Gort, I tried your idea, slept with both eyes open. Contacts dried out and I think that was Amy..... Lol

Hmmm you weren't here last night and fire house wife was off duty. One of the guys must have been blowing sweet nothings into your eyeballs

Oh man... you have been eyeball licked by another man, pretending to be a Fire House Wife?

this is just wrong I tell you wrong!!

I liked this topic.

I really hope you mean the part about worshiping me and not the eyeball part I am far less creepy

Imagine poor Trallyus lying there paralyzed in fear as Harold fills his mouth with Peanut butter and then begins to lick Tral's eyeballs. All the while laughing like a mad man.

OK, even that is creeping me out.

Dang!!!! Now I will have nightmares!!!!

You are strong my friend, you will survive just fime. Just think happy thoughts and all will be well