Hey Kris
There is some new firmware out for your ezreader pro

I'm going to download it and then taunt the ezreader for a few weeks. Then I may update it.

Why you do that

I have been neglecting it recently. What better way to make it think I'm thinking about it? Exactly. Download the firmware to it but refuse to push those few buttons to install the software. Such an easy thing to do. It'll keep wondering when I'll do it and why I went through the trouble of downloading it to the device to not install... Then when I finally get around to installing it. The device will be glad I finally installed the firmware, or it'll think I hate it. Which is better than feeling like I don't care about it anymore.

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Or I say this and will do it just to mess with you. Or both.

Look at my doodles. No sane person could do those!

Why!!!! Why do I try reasoning with you

You are trying to pull me back from the edge? Joseph infected me with the oi and I see no way back. Who knew the oi could be transmitted with a kiss.

I hope I don't get the oi from talking to you !!!!

We have all been infected. Remember all those spankings by Ann? Yep! Wesley used to infect us again each time with Glisten, don't ask how. Now that Wesley has moved on... We are all subject to the oi.

Surely the Goddess will take the curse off of us when she reads this

The Goddess will contemplate the issue over dinner and get back to you later.

Eek!!! Who sacrificed dinner to the Goddess to make her appear

Nobody sacrificed anything. I am all seeing and all hearing.

For your smartassery I have decided to leave things as they are......although there is no curse.

There is so a curse ! It's the oi smartassery curse

I know I was not a smartass before all this Oiness

Close to finishing this one I believe.

You should call it KING OF THE ZOMBIE SPIDERS

I can almost see Satan from South Park just above the center.

OMG I just looked at your doodle. what was I thinking.

I am gonna lay off Tral and pick on Harold for a change.