I laughed until I cried when I found out about it. The fireman that delivered the food realized Ted had the same last name as my uncle. He asked my uncle if they were related and my uncle didn't deny that they were. Then the fireman spilled his guts about what he saw when he went inside.

Ted is a retired hairdresser and my grandmother said he was sleeping not with a mannequin but simply a model head he used to make wigs. I looked at her and said, "And that's ever so much better."

Now that's a cousin I would consider to be awesome. Crazy awesome.

He was awesome in that crazy-fun way until the pills and the booze fried his brain. He and his brother had been given the world twice by their father and they both spent it all each time. I don't really feel sorry for either of them now that they have nothing. Utter stupidity and selfishness will [censored] you over every time.

My cousins aren't as interesting. Good thing too. Since I'd probably buy a mannequin head and put it in bed with you and take a picture while you slept.

That picture would definitely be on the Christmas card.

I would have my minions come and throw all your computers, cameras, and memory cards in the toilet and then have you chopped into itty-bitties Dexter-style.

Good to know. First step after taking said pictures, is to upload to a photo developing website and have them send out the cards on Christmas.

Won't you be surprised on Christmas. Way after the family has mourned my disappearance/death. The family will wonder if I'm still alive, or figure out you killed me. You'll wonder if the minions really killed me or I reached from beyond the shallow grave in which I'm buried.

If it weren't for random thoughts I have no thoughts at all

RT: I've had eight hours of sleep in the last fifty-four hours studying for midterms. I had two today and one is a take-home due at 9pm. And it's extremely long and complicated! My eyes are beginning to cross and I'm not sure how much longer I can stay conscious.

I'm sorry Joseph. I was asleep. Did you say something?

Sounds like you need glasses Joseph if your eyes are crossing like that

RT:

There are those moments in life that leave you standing there wondering what the hell just happened. Such as the first time I heard Imogen Heap. Even when there are expectations of the strange, it still catches you off guard. Somewhat like when Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown right as he is about to kick it. Maybe this time, it'll be different. Similarly when I watch a Lady Gaga video for the first time, every new video of hers leaves me wondering WTF just happened. I expect it and yet I'm still left wondering what the...

RT:

When I see people talking, I like to look at one and then another imagining that they are conceptualizing thoughts as they converse with others. Pondering memories and their subconscious processing feelings as they listen and speak. Ideas and feelings that they are constantly interweaving with those other memories, perhaps even unrelated or mundane. Only to have this memory they are creating now be influenced by the others when they recall it later and have those other older memories be influenced by new memories. Never realizing how all of these threads are being unraveled and subsequent connections being visualized in their dreams every night.

You should stop doing that Kris. If you keep it up soon you will be able to actually hear their thoughts and change them. I know you and some guy will be trying to propose, and you will be having her say " But The Squirrels. Where will I put he Squirrels?"

Stop encouraging Kris Gort

But Trallyus! Where will Conan O'Brien put the Squirrels?

Hush you !!!

Leno Sympathizer!

OK you two don't make me get the hose.

Both of you are candidates for The Late Night He Man Doodle Slappers Club

RT. Our wedding aniversery is coming up soon. I want one of these. You could take up a collection. Hint. Hint.

http://www.youtube.com/v/6ih_KBru6Co&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1

How about an inner tube and a month supply of beans ??

Oh and a lighter for roz ...... to help you get airborne

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY !!!