Hmm, nice?
Perhaps if nice is combined with naughty. Santa is supposed to be able to tell who has been Naughty/Nice. Since you're Santa's helper shouldn't you already know?

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Those who appear nice always turn out to be kinky and naughty. Those who appear naughty are almost always sweet and nice. Perhaps Lisa would be best to answer this dilemma. Unless of course Jim somehow knows which one Harold may be. If indeed Jim does, then that would as well be an very interesting and unique story...

I never would have thought I'd hear something like that from you. We must be a really bad influence on you here.

Jim knows nothing. Really, nothing except that I am just a pawn in this game called life.

No comment on what I think I am.

I was just looking throught the Calendar, and I see that our very own Bryans birthday is on none other than lucky Friday the 13th. I suppose the poor guy knew about that already. I'm going to start praying for him now. Can't ever be too early with sending happy thoughts his way.

My Random Thought- I need a raise

Talking about calanders.I was just looking at it and it seems like I'm the old man of the bunch. I'll be over there in the corner with my walker and shawl. Almost time for some gruel and a change of depends.

some nice creamed spinich and applesauce is your meal for tomorrow......don't get too excited, you'll break a hip.

excuse me while I dribble on myself

oh, and I thought you were drooling because you saw some beautiful nurse taking care of you......silly me.

Nurses get turned on when you drool applesauce on your lap. It's the truth!

I had this one nurse that was really hot when I had my surgery. I was in post op and had to use the restroom and she had to help. D@mn those cold post op areas!!!!!!! Really it's bigger than that baby!

That makes me regret quitting nursing school.

When I had minor surgery the nurse that was there when I woke up kept looking under my blanket to "supposedly" inspect the incision. But even though I was coming out of the sodium-pen I could see a little smile on her face each time.

That's nothing to feel bad about as it was probably the drugs. Size doesn't mean everything even if a hobbit has got you beat. An hobbit is make believe and in real life not everyone can have such magnificence. Perhaps she loved *ups and just had to inspect your "package". At least she didn't start giggling uncontrollably while you were #down from your previous $high.

Now this explains the way you look in your avatar.
Haha.

You don't have to be a nurse to see it Amy! It does require special care though.

If Amy were to use special care, wouldn't she in fact be giving you an raise. I thought a few posts back she yearned for a raise herself. So why would she even consider giving you a raise if she cannot get one herself? Or perhaps in giving you a raise, somehow that in return gives her a raise?



Umm.. ... You two weren't talking about money were you???

Oh baby!!!!!