Part of a ballanced breakfast.

Can be used as a personal flotation device.

Ribbed for her pleasure.

Can be yours for only $19.99. Call now and get a second Harold's wood for free, just pay shipping and handling. Emphasis on the handling.

As American as apple pie.

Demands you walk the plank.

Flogs you each time you read this thread!

Harold's wood makes Torchwood envious.

You think Harold thinks about his wood as much as we have posted about it?

Harold's wood belongs in warehouse 13 in the dark vault.

There is a major concern of Harold's wood deforestation and how it may affect global warming.

Harold's wood is a lethal weapon in Jack Bauers's hands.

Our top priority should be to keep Harold's wood out of Joseph's hands. We all know how bad he can get with his own cherry stick. Can you imagine Joseph beating us with Harold's wood?

Harold's wood, champions the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

In a time of myth and legend, when the internet was still young. The ancient message boards were petty and cruel, and the owners plagued members with suffering and besieged them with terrors. For years the people had nowhere to turn, no one to look to for help. Until Harold arrived. He was an owner like no other. He possessed a wood the world had never seen, a wood surpassed only by the power of his heart... No matter what obstacle, as long as there were people crying for help from ancient message boards and their cruel owners, there was one man who would never rest. Harold Andrews. May we all admire his wood.

Harold's wood should only be grabbed and used as a last resort for self defense never for fun.

Walk. Do not run to...HAROLDS WOOD!

Some Australian's confuse Harold's wood with the Australian didgeridoo

How much wood could Harold's wood chuck if Harold's wood could chuck wood?

55ºF (12.78ºC) and clear. It hasn't been much warmer than this all day, and the hibiscus are losing their blooms because of it.