Here we are.

Yep.

Why do I only talk to myself down in the sub-basement?

I wish we knew........

Hi Harold.

Thanks for taking outside to poo.

Thanks again for feeding me this morning so I can make more poo.

I like to lay on the floor next to the heater and stink.

I need bathed in the tub.

Or just take me outside with some soap and a water hose.

Hey, Harold. Your post count won't go up if I'm here posting.

I bet you forgot that.

Yep, you sure did.

Roll me over and scratch my tummy.

Please?

So much for that bright idea.

Lucy is Harold neglecting you? You do know you are welcome here anytime.

I like smilies.

Or their technical term is:

GRAEMLINS!!!!

YEAH BABY!!!

I sure do like those little guys and gals.

The graemlins, not midgets.

Not that I dislike midgets for any reason.

I just like gramlins more.

Cool. Lucy and I hit page two already.

I like page two, too..

It make me happy.

So how long until we hit page three in this journey into our inner psyche?

Shouldn't take too long.

Then page two will be a has been.

Snap out of it.

It's only one page.

But I like this page.

It is my special friend.

I need all the friends I can get.

Because I'm lonely.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good bye page two.

I'm going to miss you.

Forget page two already.

It's a just one small page in history.

Alright, so how many people are we going to scare with this thread?

Better yet, how many will we amuse.

Another good question would be how many we can confuse here.

Did you know that it is quicker to post by hitting the tab key and then the space bar after typing your post in the quick reply box?

No..... I didn't know that.

Well, that's a neat trick.

Thanks for telling me.

You're welcome.

That kristopher is trying to get in to our brain.

Help!!

I need some help here.

Too late. Resistance is futile!

Did you see my latest moblog?

No.

Do share it with us please?

Gweep, is that you?

Don't, the world can't handle it! You visiting a nudist colony!

Is that Obama asking for the sign to change?

It's some dude wearing a nice suit and a Barack Obama Halloween mask waving at traffic at the Defiance County courthouse Friday afternoon.

Later. I gotta hop in the shower with Lucy and get ready for a party.

Neat. My ode to page four is scheduled for later this weekend.

Nice try. You have Obama locked up in your cargo hold!

He is now!

Does anybody on this board take their scheduled meds?
And that includes Lucy

It seems they all escaped the insane asylum.

I think Harold wants to be on top.

We're baaaaaaaaaaaack............

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................................

Thank you for the opportunity to increase my post count by a factor of one.

Why are you worried about post count?

Your very welcome. But how can you get on top if I keep posting to you? As I post my count increases also. How can you increase your posts when there is no one else other than me to post to? So many questions.

So few sensible answers

I have the answers if you have the questions.

How existential of you.

I don't even know what that word means.

I suppose I need to look it up.

Yep. That would help.

Maybe we should turn on the TV.

Better yet. I might go and drool over the new cell phones that are out.

I like the Tmobile G1, the iphone, and the big blackberries.

But I'm too cheap since I'm only currently paying $80.00/month for two phones.

The new plans are too expensive.

Or I might go and look at new tools.

I like the tire spoons at www.northerntool.com .

I also want a battery load tester too.

I REALLY get turned on by the combo TIG, ARC, and plasma cutter at www.parkermetalworking.com . Buy one of those plus an argon tank and I'd be all set for a grand.

But then I'd have to go back to working six day weeks to pay for all of the new toys.

And right now I'm spoiled by having two day weekends and being home every day.

This is almost more fun than a human being should have.

I enjoy talking to myself.

It's fun.

I'm so witty.

The conversation is always intelligent.

What's not to love about me talking to myself?

I even know how to spell.

How cool is that?

someone get a moderator!!!

I WILL NOT BE MODERATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

That was funny.

Troublemaker in aisle 10

Ya think?

You know it

Now what do we discus?

Have we really run out of thing to talk about?

Might have if I'm here talking to myself.

Hmmmmmmmmm....

Gimmee a minute or two.

I'll be sure to come up with another random subject.

Why are we watching Lifetime Family channel on TV?

Now I know.

Someone stole my TV remote.

I may need to resort to violence to get it back.

Lifetime TV? Who did that awful thing to you?

Lisa and the kids.

Send them out to work in the yard as punishment.

I had the kids raking leaves out in the rain this morning. Lisa has a cold and is staying inside. When this movie goes off we are going back out to finish up the leaf pickup.

We have leaves too Harold so send the kids over

No dont Harold I love watching Tral work & sweat with his shirt off.

Any thing for you.

Kate!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well then I want a picture of you smiling showing your guns & then I want................................... a picture of Tral sweating with his shirt off & then..........................................

GET YOUR SHIRT OFF YOUNG MAN & GIVE ME TEN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost tripped over Tral!

Hey!!! Watch where your going!!!

Sorry man... It's kinda dark...

This could be the topic of the day thread.
Today's topic: Turkey

Since we are down here all of the meat will be dark.

No oven

So where do you stick your head?

Harold, Are you sure you want to know the answer to that?

LOL. Ouch.

You are thinking too hard again Harold.

Hmmmm.....™

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