Yeah Im not one as such to take duty seriously.

The Three Little Pigs


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.


'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.



'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.


'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.



'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.


'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.


'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'


But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'




You're gonna LOVE me for this....




The third piggy says -



'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

That's the last time we invite the Aussies.


http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml

That sounds like something a group of drunken Aussies may want to do. Sober, we like where we are and know that you're the ones missing out.

I thought we had some strange hobbies. Not according to this story.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/10/04/world/main4501834.shtml

I actually recall us talking about a pub crawl similar to that article.

A pub crawl yes, an Australian Crawl to move the whole continent no.

I think itd be a great idea, lets give it a go. Could you imagine the morning after.

It wouldn't just be a morning after....it'd be a week after!

We should so do it. I know of some guys that have tinny's we can use to tow us.

We going to follow the same route as the guys in the article? You think tinnys will be enough?

We could just go with the flow itll be interesting where we end up. Itd be more fun using tinnys.

So long as it's not Siberia, I'm in. More fun? You been in a tinny lately?

No but could you imagine especially while driking.

We wouldn't make it past Maggie.

Good thing I quit drinking. This could of been me.

http://www.fdlreporter.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081006/FON0101/81006136

Well at least some of these guys makes it easy to catch them.

We ought to catch them and give them a flaming gasoline enema.

Sounds like fun.