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Ah! Someone else to confuse

Too late. He's 13 years old.

Feel free to make it worse, though.

Shoot at that age I already knew everything

Shoot, at the age you are now you still DON'T know everything.

Kyle you just be careful who you take notice of around here.

Especially his fellow Apple users.

I know I got old , just like you
Kyle the one's you need to be aware of ( I'll state names )
1: Dizzy
2: Kinkygirl
3: Amy
4: Ann

The good bunch
1: 2dogs
2: Trallyus
3: Gweep
4: TOR
5: Wesley
6: Dad
7: Me
8 : ect. ect. ect.....
Pretty much the girls have cooties .........

Hey how did I get into this

Oi sisterhood

Because you're one of us. That's a good thing.....he's a male who's never grown up and stopped worrying about cooties.

He's the cootie catcher ya know!!! He has all the cooties.

That is MY problem I quit worrying about cooties , and now have them
My wallet is always itching

Oh and make sure Kinky knows Kyle is only 13!!!!

LOL ...................

Kyle my second grandson is 13 and I am a very good Mawmaw. Stay away from the other list of people. I'm sure your Mother would agree!!!

JAILBAIT!

There are limits Harold......legality is one of them.

Kinky can counsel him

Why should watch out for Ann,Amy,Dizzy,and kinkygirl.

Because the guys aren't good at making friends so they don't want us stealing you.

I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!

Evil is not a totally bad thing......just depends on the kind of evil.

Well Wesley is your Teacher then

I said it depends on the kind of evil.

I have a feeling he has some oi.

I do not care about cooties!!!!!

I think you're probably right.

what is oi?

Now you asked for it.

A LONGGGGGGGGG drawn out story

Its something only the best people have. I see some of it in you young jedi. The lack of oi is why Crayola feels so inadequate.

What did harold mean by jailbait?

Amy said it best.

Tral has a touch of oi but he fights it.

Jailbait means you are to young for Kate aka Kinky to be your girlfriend. She will go to jail if she gets caught.

Don't get worked up Ann. Jealousy is the worst thing for someone's attitude.

Exactly. The people of the oi don't get jealous over the sinkers misgivings.

Harold is evil!!!!!!1

Problem is I have to MUCH OI
Its running out my ears

Now Kyle run as fast as you can and light that light saber and protect yourself !

Only because I can kick you out of my house.

There is no such thing as too much Oi.

Kyle, it's time to get away from the computer and have supper and watch Fox News.

Ah, the modern day family! Send a message online rather than talk......it's a sweet thing to behold.

AWWWWW DAD !!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to get off the computer!!!!!

Better do what dad says , or he may knock what little Oi Amy thinks you have , out of you

And blind too!

Then there's always that annoying palm hair also.

Honey that's not oi running out yer ears. I'd get to a doctor quick. If I didn't know you any better I'd think it was brains but too much is coming out for it to be that

The people on the board are so cool!!!!!!!!!!! Mainly dizzy,amy,and of course me!!!!!!!!!

Awww Kyle, that's nice of you to say. It's great to see what a good judge of character you are.....it's the Oi of course.

BUT HAROLD IS NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!

But I was the first to see his oi-ness.

Harold has to be cool. He lets us play here so he must rock!

You were indeed.

Watch what you say about Harold-remember in 3 years you will want wheels!!

Every kid thinks his/her parents are mean. He won't realize how cool Harold is for many years, but I know Harold knows this and won't hold his statement against him.

Aw Mommmmmmmmm......!!!!!!

Did you force Kyle to eat liver or something else nasty? If not you are cool in my book. If you did shame on you.

Stir fry with rice. The hog liver is still in the freezer.

You aren't going to make him eat that are you?

He's willing to although he's never had any yet.

You are EVIL!!! Pure EVIL!!! Kyle Amy says you don't have to eat it if you don't want to. Take a taste though you might like it.

When I was little my mom would tell me it was steak.

Gosh she lied to you!!!! My mom never made it because she doesn't like it so I've never had it.

She didn't lie to me. It still came out of a moo cow.

It wasn't steak

When I was little, I loved fried chicken liver (hey, it's the south). But now that I know what a chicken liver is, I won't eat it. I'll try anything once, except vital organs.

you little lilly liver
I wount eat that crap either
My sister loved the gizzards
I dont know when the last time I ate any chicken was

But I sure eat PASTA Had a huge, huge plate of spaghetti I made for myself last night

I wasn't even mentioned!

Crayola said:

"I dont know when the last time I ate any chicken was"

Well at least you know what you are supposed to do!

I've seen my grandfather eat a turkey gizzard and it looked nasty. I never even considered trying those.

Steak and a crab cake for dinner tonight.

Because you are not the maker of T R O U B L E

Kyle dont listen to Crayola, hes just scared youll hang out with the cool chicks, we'll look after you real well.

Unless if you dont like having fun feel free to hang out with 'the "good" bunch'. Im not sure what that means in the USA, but in Australia it means your in for a really dull boring time.

Is wallet code for something.

Yes I know, Kyle unfortunate for you, you miss out Im spoken for to a hot 18yr old adonis.

If I had some spare time Id consider it, but even Kinky has limits & Im interested in the more mature ones around the age of 18yrs. So Kyle call me in 5yrs time. Although if theyre over 12yrs we consider 'em legal in Queensland.

Can we keep him please please.

No YOU consider them legal. Don't go dissin' Queensland girlfriend!

No, the sinkers are.

He means keep away from 'the "good" group'. Thats all you need to know.

Dont miss lead him......................
Kyle Ill wait for you. Its only 5yrs it will fly past.
OH I forgot Im in love with my boy adonis so I wont wait, I got carried away in the moment. But Dizzy is free, if you play your cards right she'll wait, I know second best sucks but shes OK. Sorry.

Oi have you forgotten anyone anyone?

Can see whos the girl in your house.

Maybe Crayola is scared of you.

Or he is scared of you big time.

Hey you may like your bread buttered on both side..............
Me I like anything buttered over my boy adonis.

Kinkygirl is cool to.

Hey Kyle, how you doin?

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watcha up to? Hope your behaving yourself.

He isn't. He has bad breath tonight and insists on breathing on me.

Tell him to brush his teeth. Or sit on him and fart.

I did the first one. I'll have to save option two for another day.

That's "too"
You're too young to be Australian

My girls love it when I fart in their face. They use to squirm & run away, now they hold their breathe & roll their eyes at me. I think the shade of blue suits them.

You're never too young to be Australian. That wasn't an Australian thing anyway......perhaps a New South Wales thing though.

Now it all makes sense!!

HEY DIZZY!!!!!!!!!

Be careful Kyle your dad might put you in the naughty corner.

I think Kyle has figured out which ones are his favourite smilies.

I see much promise in him!

I see we have a new guy since I have been gone. Much promis yes tor I agree.

If you only knew.

One day he will become of age and he may foolishly post his picture. On that day I might take it upon myself to photoshop this very eventuality.

...kris states with wringing hands and a shifty look!

First impressions are everything.

He's already been on my moblog and maybe some albums.

Photoshop not needed in this one.

Oh look its Ned Kelly with a chain saw & people say hes dead. May the legend live on.

And then he grows up to look like this:

Harold they never turn out the way you want them too so I doubt he'll grow up to be a psycho chainsaw chickenkiller.

That felt good breaking out the chainsaw photos.

Have to say I like your set of guns.

Now to break out the video.

Darn will have to go to Dizzys today to watch the video. My computer has diseases so I cant watch it.

You mean this?

wipes drool from chin.

I know evil and you, sir are no evil. I scoff at your imitation brand evil. Your store-brand, generic evil makes me sick. It's a slap in the face to true evil. I am insulted by your psuedo-evilness. I swear to GOD that...! Oh now I've gone and soiled myself.

Is it time to change your Depends again?

I hope not; there ARE some chickens who want to live.

Nah. I just rinse and reuse. Gotta watch the budget, you know.

Now days you must be rinsing a lot!

Harold is evil!!!!!!!!