Recently, dullard Trallyus feebly connived against gallons of nose picking iconoclasts.
http://unquietmind.com/insult.html

Before you knew them, independent Amy garishly insulted a hideous Democrat.

Love it!!

Some argue that this is nonsense, but thirty-five Neanderthal wankers grotesquely schmoozed subterranean Dizzy.

Before he got caught, lazy 2dogs hotly dogged a handful of cretinous ducks.

Dizzy is a bank whore.

I didn't use the generator. I made that one up myself.

Well that was awfully kind of you Wesley.

I thought you'd like that. Of course, it is a filthy dirty rumor.

You'll never guess what I just read about:

I'm amused to finally report that English Spring Chicken shamelessly arrested a dullard goat.

Now you know it must be true!

Before George W. gave up cocaine, a handful of arse-picking dwarves feebly got naked with frightful Harold.

In my native Bulgaria, multiples of loutish narcissists mistakenly flagellated piggish TheOneRod.

This one I can believe:

Currently on Slashdot, several cheesy actors garishly seduced good-for-nothing Republicans.

Harold hates everyone affiliated with the way of the sink and loves all who are affiliated with the way of Glisten.

I think that's the most concerning rumour I've heard so far.

Harold brings bottles of glisten to the sink for our use as a cleaner.

So he has some kind of deal going on with Wesley!!

Thats not for me to say.

The rumour speaks for itself.

I thought I was hearing things.

No, it was whispering in your ear.

I understand. I guess. I think. Okay.

So long as one of us does.

I thought you knew.

I might but can't have others being aware of my knowledge. It'd ruin everything.

See what a truely nasty rumor does? It gets people thinking they know what's really going on while others clamor to get the inside scoop from those who have no real knowlege.

Yeah but it was fun for a while.

2dogs it isnt that good , as its not flammable

It takes those unsightly girl stains off the walls and floor.

Unsightly girl stains???? We have NO unsightly stains!!!

So your saying you leave good looking stains.

While Carter was in office, a gassy toad feebly tested babbling Harold Andrews.

Two or three presidents were found to have been hiding in Trallyus closet while 2dogs questioned others about leaving good looking stains.

I think Kris wants them for his avatars

The floor tiles were removed for Dnr testing. The Dnr said, "Its not one of our critters." The mystery continues while Charlie Daniels writes a song about.......

Everything appeared fine, to the untrained eye at least. Gort knew better and pondered, "I think Kris wants them for his avatars."

All agreed. Gort was crazy!

Crazy like a fox. Or was he?

While the community agreed Gort was crazy, some questioned what kind of crazy. 2dogs asked, "Crazy like a fox. Or was he?"

All agreed. Gort wasn't the only one crazy.

The vibrational energy needed to be able to maintain my state of mind is something only a few have mastered. Kris has learned much about vibrational energy. He once told me "IIIIII Can'ttttttttt Takeeee Muchhhhhhh Moreeeeeeee."

We come. We go. Sometimes we leak.

Vibrational energy was used as cure in the old days for psychosis in women. These days women still use it, though the psychosis remains. While gort and 2dogs are not women, they have dealt with issues from vibrational energy for the better part of their lives.

Not again yelled Trallyus as Gort opened a can of beans. Gort retorts, "Not like the time you opened a can of worms!" Trallyus is silenced, no one knew 2dogs had worms.

Beans. Silenced but deadly

Only if they are Bush's grillin beans

a side dish of worms on a cracker.

2Dogs: a side dish of worms on a cracker.

All gathered around after hearing the remark by 2dogs. Several were yelling angry words; intolerant, bigot, racist, being a few of them. 2dogs had no excuse. He gave some cracker some worms.

Only to fatten them up for stew.