This article has everything. Speeding, masturbating, filming yourself while doing both. Drugs, shooting at kangaroos, having police notice you being "visibly agitated". Trying to get out on bail to get married.
And you want to know how he was holding the camera? He probably mounted it.
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Wesley
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At least the Canadian guy wasn't masturbating with a camera on his head, driving a bus filled with pot at 100 mph while cutting the guy's head off. That would be a demonic multi-tasker.