It may be the truth but you're not laughing.

He is laughing on the inside

Aren't we all?

Yes, inside the sinkers hideout I did not know you came there though

I only visit for research purposes of course.

Sure We wondered who was drinking the good scotch

That was you. I don't drink scotch under the sink.....you guys don't wash the glasses properly.

Our glasses are like a coffee pot, they don't need washed and make the drinks taste better with age

Coffee pots are supposed to be crystal clear. Dirt doesn't make anything taste better.....aged or not.

You cant beat properly aged glasses We don't get dirt in our stuff over here except in the desert.

It's more like Australia there though and everyone knows to stay out of there

Properly aged scotch, yes. Glasses, no.

So you live on a bed of rocks? Everyone knows to stay out because that's what the smart people want you to think.

Rocks Rule!!! Sand drools!!!

I thought sand trickled, not drooled.

What did I tell you about shaking that thing at me

That's a monkey's butt.....not mine. I don't have a tail.

I could not tell

Eek!!! Run for your lives ,she has joseph's cherry stick

Just don't tell him I cut it in half and attached a chain to it.

EVIL!!!!!