Harold's Place born 10/24/03 to Harold Andrews of www.haroldandrews.com suffered a tragic death this morning 04/23/08. While the offical cause of death hasn't been determined speculation is that Harold's Place died a slow painful and lonely death brought on by disinterest. Harold's Place was survived by many members, some who will actually miss it. Two members, Dizzy and Amy, stood by hoping Harold's Place would recover from this long, painful, chronic condition.
Funeral services are pending.

I will carry Harold's Place back into the ship and bring it back to life.

Our collective fingers will be crossed Gort.

Nag your twitterers

I don't do the nagging thing. Don't you have twitterers to nag?

This makes me angry. See my post elsewhere. And neener if you think I'm a spoilsport.

Harold's Place is fine just a little slow now. But it is people like Amy and Dizzy that keep it going when old people like me have to slow down every once in a while. I love you all.

It appears Gort has single handedly brought Harold's back to life. The pulse is faint but with care I think she's gonna make it.

"It's not dead, it's just restin'."

Pining for the fjords of Norway

Here you are Gweep

Huh?

What?

Who?

You?

Hey remember when you point your finger you have 4 more pointing back at you

It's dead, Jim!

Lies. Gort brought it back to life with his secret oi powers and time shifting space vessel.

Time shifting space vessel? That's what he is calling it these days?

I know it by no other name. If you can remember another name I guess he forgot to clear your mind when he went back in time.

My mind cannot be altered by anyone. That's the wisdom and knowledge granted to me by the all seeing eye. Next time Gort tries to push his time shifting space vessel on you, remember the center of every true time shifting space vessel is a black hole.

My time shifting space vessel uses a fuel efficient pocket universe, so there

The effects on that sub universe would be too radical. The power requirements would dictate that would be as unlikely as powering it through a subspace source. Unless you overload the mechanism and merely want to go one way. Never being able to get back and also, destroying the sub universe and universe to which that is attached.

Bullocks as the Australian dealer I purchased it from said that would never happen

I see a lot of words but all my brain is processing is Blah,blah,blah, Blah.

Blah,blah,blah, Blah? How dare you! We never had a milkman deliver milk to the house, so that is preposterous!

Did you also buy that bridge from New York as well?

Nope, Some Aussie dealer said they make better bridges down under so I bought the lamb-brained bridge for a steal

Get better Aussie dealers. I'm sure you can find some that will sell you some space ports.

Maybe I will ask kate where the space ports are

At Gorts

Ports are found at the bottlo next to the Baileys

What is a bottlo? Is that French too?

Bottlo is where you buy alcohol

Bottlo is sitting next to the Chook place Tral.

That Aussie lingo will be the death of me

Kate - Look out!!! A giant radioactive chook!!!!

Me - A what!!!!?!!!?

Chook - Gulp!!!

Actually the one closest to me is. KFC is just a stones throw away from it.

See my directions weren't that far off.

I think Amy is turning Australian......turning Australian......I really think so.....

The three Amegos OLE

So are we dead or was Harold's Place a phoenix that rose from the ashes to become stronger?

The phoenix

Only.kinda.sorta.

I always considered us to be a cute furry kitten before getting run over by a bus.

The bus will have to go through me.

Gort. Saviour of the universe!

Amazing what a spike strip can do, huh?

It.took.me.a.minute.to.figure.out.what.you.meant.

Dizzy.you.need.to.get.a.new.keyboard.ASAP.

It'll.be.another.couple.of.days.before.I.can.get.to.the.right.shop.
I.was.thinking.about.shaking.things.up.a.bit.by.changing.my.word.separators.and=getting^creative*in>the/meantime.

Use smoke signals.

She can't Ashley stole her smokes.

She.replaced.them.last.night.so.I'm.good.to.go.with.the.smoke.signals.