Capricorn today
Your horoscope - Today, April 17, 2008
You may be a bit daunted by the frenzy of energy that is present in the air today, amy. Try not to get thrown off balance by others who may be more abrasive than usual. Use this as a time of release for yourself. By letting others open up the cold hard truth to you, you have the opportunity to let your own truth out as well. Unexpected events are likely to enter in on the scene

Virgo
You are inspired to tidy up everywhere you go -- bus stops, street corners and other people's cubicles aren't safe from your efforts. You should try to make sure that your people are backing you up.

This one was actually pretty spot on for today.

It sounds like it could be mine

Did you make sure your peeps were backing you up?

No I don't need backup. My peeps are to afraid to attack me.

I'd like the backup sometimes. My peeps seem to be a bunch of wimps.

my peeps pack guns

I seem to be hanging with the wrong peeps.

I'd happly give some of them to you if I could. I'd even send Mark as a bonus

You can keep Mark. He's not a peep, he's a poop!

Damn I wanted to send him far away

This little black duck isn't interested.

Dear Michelle,

This is a magic time! The cosmos aligns itself into special configurations over the next couple of days, freeing you to accomplish almost anything you desire -- all while working in harmony with the universe!

On April 17, communicative Mercury enters practical and down-to-earth Taurus, forming a Grand Trine on April 18 with Pluto and Saturn.
Then, expressive Sun follows Mercury into Taurus, on April 19, immediately enhancing the beneficial grand trine on April 20 and 21, with hard-working Saturn in Virgo and intense Pluto in achievement-oriented Capricorn.
A grand trine occurs when you have three celestial bodies that are all separated by a span of 120-degrees. Trines favor focus on high ideals, insight, vision, creative expression and well-being. Grand trines specifically promote self-confidence, self-assurance, optimism, expectation, a sense of pleasure, an easy flow of energy, inspiration, expansion of creativity and a sense of inner hope and faith.

Because this trine is happening in earth signs, expect people with valuable advice and experience to come out of the woodwork. These people will help you accomplish your aims -- whether you want to pitch your latest creative project, start a business or set up a savings plan for retirement. You can do more now to make your life secure and stable than you have for a long time.

where are you getting your readings?

I think it's astrology.com. I have a couple I read or have emailed to me.

I'll have to check it out.

Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is a 6. Doing a domestic job saves you a good chunk of change. Building a business from home could be profitable, too. Can you make anything you can sell?

Your horoscope - Today, April 17, 2008
You may be a bit daunted by the frenzy of energy that is present in the air today, amy. Try not to get thrown off balance by others who may be more abrasive than usual. Use this as a time of release for yourself. By letting others open up the cold hard truth to you, you have the opportunity to let your own truth out as well. Unexpected events are likely to enter in on the scene.

Here's another one I like, they'll email you your horoscope free every day if you like.

http://www.californiapsychics.com/index.aspx

Virgo. Friday 18th

You should find most things moving in a pretty positive direction for you today. Any problems involving friends and loved ones that seemed to be dragging on forever may finally be starting to reach some type of constructive resolution. And many things should be resuming on a much more productive note for you right now.

If you're willing to work at it, you should have the opportunity to start making some slow but steady progress on a variety of different fronts at this time. Just remember to keep an open mind and try not to be too rigid today. You could be encountering some new opportunities for adventure and creative self-expression right now as well. Don’t be afraid to have a few new experiences before the day is through.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19

Friday, April 18, 2008
You should be primarily focused on your romantic life today, and you could end up having some intense romantic encounters before the day is through. Your charm and charisma could be running pretty high right now. You should be at your best when inspiring and motivating others, and people should be willing to follow you just about anywhere today.

So are you feeling like you're motivating and inspiring others?

I don't think they are always right. Especially this one

Every now and then something jumps out at me that is just so close to the truth that it makes me laugh. Other than that, it's entertaining and interesting.

Here's MSN's
Your horoscope - Today, April 18, 2008
Your mind is especially sharp today, amy, and you are by nature totally capable of being logical and objective. However, today you're likely to find that your thinking is more influenced by feeling than it usually is. This is a positive development; it demonstrates that your intuition and ESP are operating at a high level, so don't fight it. This is definitely the day to follow your heart rather than your head.

Oops, did I post that out loud?

Interesting difference.
April 18, 2008

A small gathering, perhaps in your home, could bring up the subject of the world economy and what it's going to mean to the individual. Therefore, you could find yourself contemplating and maybe even discussing your financial future. This is a good time to make such plans, dear Virgo, as your mind is operating at a high level, both logically and intuitively. Make sure you write down any ideas or insights that come your way. You'll want to remember them.

Capricorn - Saturday April 19, 2008

People will really be inclined to want to see the best in you today, and they should be more than willing to want to support your efforts right now. You might be feeling a little impatient though. So just be careful that you don't get carried away and try to push things too far. Some important people could be watching you right now

Virgo Sunday, Apr 20, 2008

You need to try to deal with any disruptive people as quickly as you possibly can today. Any troublesome issues could rapidly escalate if you're not careful to nip them in the bud before they get out of hand. You could be feeling a little irritable yourself today. Just try not to let other people's anger or hostility get under your skin and set you off right now.

You could be eager to broaden your horizons a bit today. So just be sure that you take advantage of any new opportunities when it comes to travel or education at this time. And whatever you do, just don’t allow other people’s unpredictability to throw you off track right now.

Gemini:
The Gemini will have his hands (right hand actually) full taming wild beasts bent not on world domination but on world destruction. Not to say that the gemini's wild beast is bent, crooked, misshappen or misaligned in any way. It is, afterall, a wild beast. So, what the stars are telling the gemini is to get a hand(le) on your wild beast today...and save the bloody planet.

Here is your AstroSlam
for Monday, April 21:

You're more fidgety than a goldfish on speed today. Figure out what's making you so high-strung and kick it out of your tank. You didn't need any outside influences that'll encourage you to be more of a twitchy basket case than you already are.

Hi
Life became very short so we can follow horoscope we can success

We can, and so can you!

Considering my last post, I'm not sure how successful I might be when I resemble a goldfish on speed.

Capricorn - Monday April 21, 2008

This could turn out to be a very productive time for you, so just be sure to make every moment count today. And don't put off dealing with any important social functions right now. You might be able to make some interesting new connections that could end up being very rewarding for you in the long run.

Virgo Tuesday, Apr 22, 2008

If you find yourself having a few conflicts or misunderstandings with some friends today, just do your best to try to find some creative solutions to any problems that might arise. The pace of your life could really be starting to pick up quite a bit today. And some interesting social plans should be keeping you thoroughly entertained right now.

Life really ought to be going fairly smoothly for you today and your agenda is bound to be filled with a variety of different friends and activities right now. You might find yourself presented with quite a few interesting or enlightening situations before the day is through. Just try to let these serve as a source of inspiration for you.

Your horoscope - Today, April 22, 2008
Hard work on a particular enterprise for all too long a time could finally lead to an increase in income, amy. Creativity or innovation could well be involved. Don't be surprised if you find yourself on the receiving end of a number of compliments. You'll be feeling proud and confident, and you certainly have reason. Buy yourself a present; take your significant other out for a celebration. You deserve it.

So how are you finding following your astrology? Is anything making you think there might be something to it?

Well that one was from MSN and its weird because there is kinda something to it.

So we might have a convert if it keeps getting you to think there's kinda something to it?

Maybe, but maybe they write them so general you can read anything into what they say.

Mostly. Which is why I find it interesting when one of them gets really specific.

Hey its something to do when I'm bored.

There's always that.

Amy this is one I love to read just for the way the guy writes them....and he's often pretty spot on. It's just a shame he only does weekly astrology.

http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/

Astroslam for Virgo 23.04.08

You're itching to hop on the first plane to 'Noresponsibilityville'. Unfortunately, you'll miss that flight and get stuck doing all the BS you complain about on a daily basis. No vacation for you today!

No surprise there!

CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19
Daily AstroSlam: April 23, 2008


You'll crack the whip on yourself today. Apparently tough love is the only way you can discipline yourself. You're kinky like that. Now go take care of those unsightly welts.

I love it! I damn near choked cause I laughed so hard.

I laughed so hard my eyes were tearing.

I'm surprised it's not Kate's sign.

I can't wait to read tomorrows.

CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19
Daily AstroSlam: April 24, 2008

You'll get projects done in record time today. Granted, you'll do a shoddy job, but all you care about is crossing things off your stupid to-do list anyway.