Tom is a virgo. Courtney my oldest is a Cancer too. It fits both her an Mark

You just inspired me to check Ashleigh's astroslam for today.
Daily AstroSlam: July 25, 2008
PISCES
February 19-March 20

You've been craving change in your life, yet you seem to budge less than the scale does when you're on a diet. In case you haven't noticed, you need to commit to doing things differently if you want to see results.

This is so apt for every day of her life that I had to laugh.

It fits

Unfortunately, yes.

Daily AstroSlam: July 29, 2008
CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19


Don't postpone a date or meeting just because you're freaked out about what could go wrong. You're just delaying the inevitable, so you might as well just pray that your reality isn't half as bad as what you're imagining.

Daily AstroSlam: July 30, 2008
VIRGO
August 23-September 22

If you don't already have a therapist, then you're going to need one after today. Your life is crumbling around you and there's nowhere to run to for safety. Maybe you should just lock yourself up in your basement for a while.

I'm sunk!! I don't have a basement!

i don't have one either for you to hide in

Thank anyway but tt's probably a good thing. I'd only get claustrophobic when I wanted to smoke due to the whole stressy deal.

Dang your horoscopes are pretty accurate lately

Indeed they are. Thankfully I've started to laugh at them more than worry about it.

Dizzy can you include Gemini's horoscope in your post next time, thanks

I can do that. Here's the one for today for you.

Daily AstroSlam: July 29, 2008
GEMINI
May 21-June 21

You're less adaptable to change than Archie Bunker today. You're set in your ways and no 'meathead' is going to get in the way of how you like to do things, ignorant or not

Daily AstroSlam: July 30, 2008
CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19


You might want to think about getting an alarm clock that also includes a 'motivational speaker' button. This way, instead of hitting 'snooze' a zillion times, you can have Tony Robbins give you a good kick in the ass to at least get you out of bed.

Thankyou

You're welcome and here are tomorrow's.

Daily AstroSlam: July 31, 2008
VIRGO
August 23-September 22

You'll make a weak attempt at being a little more flexible today. I don't think that bending your fingers backwards counts, but at least you're making an effort to loosen your rigid ways.

Daily AstroSlam: July 31, 2008
GEMINI
May 21-June 21

You'll engage in a lively debate today--well until you say something that totally kills the conversation. You just don't know when to put a cork in it, do you?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Who you laughing at? Me or you?

You I think

Quite possibly.

The Gemini reading where is says 'You just dont know when to put a cork in it, do you?' Im thinking yeap thats me.