AstroSlam
for Friday, July 11:

You're as relentless as a kid begging for a new toy. If someone says 'no,' they mean it. And the last thing that'll get them to cave in is by forcing them to listen to your incessant whining. Duh!

So not true. Well, apart from some whining about Ashleigh.

That's Tom's for tomorrow. Today's fit him too well.

Thankfully mine didn't. I hope his was directed where it was warranted and not toward you.

Oh I got it, but I gave it back too.

I knew you would. It still sucks anyway.

Daily AstroSlam: July 19, 2008
CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19


Even if a goal seems totally unattainable, you should still go for it. Granted, you probably won't achieve it, but perseverance is a good life skill to build

Virgo AstroSlam
for Sunday, July 20:

Accept the fact that this is going to be an extremely unproductive day. No matter how hard you try to get ahead, the universe will push back. And you're no match for the universe, baby. Give up now.

Oh what a surprise!

Daily AstroSlam: July 21, 2008
CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19


It appears that you swallowed an idealistic pill this morning. It's great that you're so optimistic but things aren't as bright as you think they are. Take off your rose-colored glasses and you'll see that things are actually pretty grey and dismal.

My CATscope
Daily CatScope: July 21, 2008
CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19


You are grooving to your own beat today and while others may look at you with bewilderment, you just feel bad that they can't hear what you're hearing. Enjoy the great energy and share it, if possible!

Daily AstroSlam: July 24, 2008
CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19


You'll watch your well thought out plans unravel at the seams today. Don't even bother trying to stitch this situation back together. It's a fait accompli

Well that one sucks!

I was a little concerned about mine for today but it turned out to be wrong.

AstroSlam for Thursday, July 24:

You're more combative than a gladiator today, but be careful who you get into the ring with. You're not Russell Crowe, and everyone's betting that you'll be the one to go down.

The only thing that happened was that I had a dream about Russell Crowe last night.

AstroSlam for Saturday, July 26:

Oh yeah, it's going to be one of 'those days' today. You know, the one where you'll be the lucky one to find an eggshell in your egg salad or a hair stuck to the butter on your bagel. Good times.

With any luck I'll sleep late enough to miss the worst of this one tomorrow.

Daily AstroSlam: July 25, 2008
CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19


Be wary if someone presents you with a 'Make Money Fast' scheme today. Seriously, do you have to word 'sucker stamped across your forehead? Forget about becoming ever rich the easy way, unless someone is willing to reward the most gullible person in America with a handsome sum. Then you'd be set.

That just doesn't sound like something you'd do anyway.

nope not me

Thank god for that! All of my illusions may have been shattered.

I think they mixed mine up with Cancer, now that's a dumb lot.

I can agree because I don't know any cancers. Well, as far as I know.

Mark is one.

I knew either him or Tom were.