June forecast. (for all)

It's June, the month of leaves and roses, and it's time to take a look at what the month holds for us astrologically.

On June 19, Mercury finally turns direct. Communication becomes less confusing and making decisions should longer be such a battle. The time is perfect to communicate all of your great ideas! Uranus, however, turns retrograde on June 26. When Uranus turns retrograde, expect the unexpected. This is a time of surprising events, and things probably won't go as planned. Embrace changes as they occur and be flexible.

Of course, June 20 also officially ushers in summer in the northern hemisphere, when the Sun enters the Cardinal sign of Cancer and we experience the longest day of the year. In the southern hemisphere, the reverse is true and this is the shortest day of the year. Cancer is concerned with family and home, and is also all about compassion and nurturance, making this a wonderful time to remember the importance of family, hearth and home.

Daily AstroSlam: June 08, 2008
CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19


You'll connect with someone who draws out your compassionate side. It's reassuring to know that you actually have a heart. People were starting to wonder what was keeping you alive

People wonder about that with me fairly often; so this is a good horoscope for me today.

Virgo
AstroSlam for Tuesday, June 10:

Put up your dukes today. You're feeling combative and you'll do whatever it takes to win, even if it means cutting down a co-worker. Belittling others comes so easily to you.

Watch out world!!

AstroSlam for Friday, July 4:

Quit your bragging today. Nobody wants to hear yet again how wonderful you do this, and how great you are at that. You might as well marry yourself.

If any of this were true I might well be devastated.

Devastating, agreed. I do not think it is even legal to marry oneself.

Even if it were legal, it might get a little boring.

Any formed relationship has the possibility to get boring. As close as the bond between two people might be, it'll never be as close as a relationship with oneself. There is no need for give and take. If you agree on something then you agree, if you disagree then the same holds true. Unless you have MPD, then it can get complicated. Though there are always exceptions to the rule.

It's why people say that if you don't love yourself then how are you to love another? Thus any great relationship is a love for yourself and the other. In that order. A bad relationship is more love for another and so rather needy.

My comment was purely a smartass one, but I do agree with what you've said.

Mine was as well, just I do it in style. Like right now.

Touche Mr Stylin'.

I couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks for finally explaining it!

Daily AstroSlam: July 05, 2008
CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19

Lean towards being economical today. If you have to buy the store name brand of toilet paper, then so be it. So what if your tushy won't have the softest paper rubbing up against it?

My tushy needs Scott extra soft, sorry.

I read it after I came back from shopping and yes I bought the cheaper TP. I just laughed so hard when I read it.

So now we know who is really in charge

Indeed, this Mr. Scott has the upper hand this time.

I'M GIVIN' HER ALL SHE'S GOT!!!

Is that glass breaking?

Daily AstroSlam: July 10, 2008
CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19

You'll attempt to encourage others to lead the pack today. This is stemming more from your lazy side than your desire to motivate and inspire people.

So true...