Today it was reported that an Ohio man was rushed to the hospital after his Chumby attacked him. Details are sketchy right now, but it is believed that the man suffered injuries to an area just below his belly button. It seems that his last words spoken before he went unconscious were, "precious why?"

A detective from Chicago has been called in to assist local law enforcement with the case.

And the Ohio man had a strange antenna sticking out of his house.

Camera crew are now on the scene with cameras zooming in its now reported that the antenna is actually sticking out of his head. At the first report the Ohio man was actually sitting on the roof of his house

Why is everyone picking on the Ohio man!!!

Why?.... Because we love you. mo e
Now everybody sing T..R..A,.....L..L..Y,.....U..S


OK! I will quit now.

And while sitting he had a strange bulge in his lap that he was calling a chumby

I'm dyin, stop.. stop

LOL LMAO!!!!!!!!!

I need to read the news forum more often than once a month!

Professor Backwards was slain in Atlanta yesterday by two masked gunman. Apparently people nearby ignored his cries of, "Pleh! Pleh!"


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I'm sorry.

A small crowd gathered today to watch the ordainment of Trallyus into the higher echelon of Chumby users. He has attained the highest rank that can be given as a chumby master and will now be know as:
"Oh Chumby One"

We want photos

The royal chair for "Oh Chumby One" is being cast from pure gold and is on back order.

The Royal tack is set to be placed upon the Royal Seat for the Great One of Chumby. Thus I will secure my place as the Royal Pain in the Ass of the Great and Powerful Chumby One.

No arguing there

Ok, that is too funny! You're yrev ynnup!

Rumors are starting to circulate that something has happened to Jim. One witness said that they saw someone who looked like him wearing a cape and a home made Roman helmet made out of tin foil
saying something like " Captain Chaos" will take care of this"

Members of the world renowned Harold's Place are wondering where he is. He has been rather quiet lately One of the members contacted said " we think he may have been kidnapped"

An unknown source at the police department said that they are looking at a Mr. Rick Ashley as a suspect.

If you know where he is you are urged to contact Harold by using the instant messaging device attached to your fingers.

Around the time Jim was noticed missing strange lights were seen hovering in Indiana. Witnesses say the lights were coming off a plane that did not look like any known aircraft to date.

This just in. Authorities say Mr. Jim was found alive and well in his own bathroom. When Mr. Jim was asked to comment about the concern for his whereabouts he was quoted as saying "They are a chatty bunch and I can't keep up." The strange lights overhead are still unexplained but preliminary investigations point to a man named Wesley.

This just in: We just received video of strange lights

http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/3581/UFOs_Over_Arizona_PT__1/