Dizzy has agreed to be a Global Mod/Lead Mod here. In the absence of an active Admin, she will be the one to go to with all of your problems.

Her role is also to be the leader of our moderators here. She has shown some good qualities in that regard and I very much appreciate that.

Don't go coming to me with too many problems just yet! I have to learn a bit more yet.

Thank you for the vote of confidence Harold.

I have a very big problem, that needs attending to immediately!

It seems Harold has given you his full blessing, I will not worry about getting stabbed or otherwise harmed more than usual, so will you be up to the task of scratching my back? No that's not a metaphor of you scratching my back, and I scratch yours. I need my back scratched, and I don't have my regular back scratcher on hand.

It's a very big problem? Perhaps you need to wait till Tral wakes up so he can rub some lotion on the itch for you. Does calamine work for you?

So you shall be overseeing this back scratching then? I do not want to put my precious back in the hands of some common man. I want someone with expertise and the blessing of the great Harold. My back demands it!

Yes, it rubs the lotion on good.

Did you just call Tral a common man? I'd probably oversee the back scratching simply to make sure you behaved yourself.

Then what do you purpose I call him? He rarely answers to various nicknames so maybe you'll have better luck.

I hardly find it misbehaving when someone is scratching my back and I start shaking and kicking my leg. It's only natural!

Tral? Trallyus? They don't work for you?

So long as it's only the shaking and leg kicking. I'm not questioning the 'only natural' part of that statement.....I could get myself into trouble on day one.

Congrats Dizzy, I'm glad Harold saw that he needed a woman to do the job since he needs it done right.

Thanks Amy. I wasn't going to say it but now that you have.....abso bloody lutely!

Oh my gosh, first the Democrats want to elect Hillary,
now Harold has put a woman in charge?
What is this "man's world" coming to...
I can see there will be a revolt.
Has anyone else joined the "Aw Hell NO" club?
Is that 'sissy' looking Easter image part of this new wave of women in control?

But really...
congratulations Dizzy, I'm sure you can delegate Kris' back scratching to Trallyus and still handle all the mod duties quite well!

I'm not in charge but it's nice that you think so. The "Aw Hell NO" club may not meet here.

Thanks, I'll delegate just so that I can keep up with everything.

Bunnies aren't sissy! They're cute no matter what the time of year.

Especially the Playboy Bunnies

Sissies no. Other things yes.

Oil up your mouse Dizzy!

Don't you mean Oi it up?

You going to start misbehaving TOR?

It's a Mac mouse so it has it's own Oi reserves.

Might I suggest a nice disinfectant?

You might, but I'd tell you that my mouse is not in need of disinfectant.

Then I'd tell you that you are in denial. Shame really, having such a dirty mouse. I saw its facebook page. There is no denying its dirtiness.

I clean my mouse.....for it is a Mac mouse and deserves the best! The fact that it has it's own facebook page makes it obvious just how special it is.
That would be your perception.

My perception is never wrong, merely sometimes my observations of said perceptions.

Say it a few more times, and I just might believe you. Clean, clean, clean. I know why you clean it so much. It is so dirty! The Oi makes dirt stick to it.

I didn't say it was wrong, merely that it was yours.

Eh. Or I might clean so much because I like things to be clean?

Congrats Dizzy, I'm reporting for duty, just let me know what I can do to help.

Yet you have a dirty , oily , mouse I heard

Thanks Chicken. I'll let you know if the need arises......what do you know about the control panel?

Lies! All lies I tell you!!

You can't believe anything the sinkers say. Too bad they got poor Tral

I know. He was one of the good guys.

I don't know if we will ever get him back on our side.

I'm sure it can be done. We just have to watch the double agent status.

The Oi turned to guys ???????

*runs and hides under sink*

Did you read that before you opened your eyes?

I don't think so

Nope ,just used my braille laptop screen

You need a new one.