Then I'd tell you that you are in denial. Shame really, having such a dirty mouse. I saw its facebook page. There is no denying its dirtiness.

I clean my mouse.....for it is a Mac mouse and deserves the best! The fact that it has it's own facebook page makes it obvious just how special it is.
That would be your perception.

My perception is never wrong, merely sometimes my observations of said perceptions.

Say it a few more times, and I just might believe you. Clean, clean, clean. I know why you clean it so much. It is so dirty! The Oi makes dirt stick to it.

I didn't say it was wrong, merely that it was yours.

Eh. Or I might clean so much because I like things to be clean?

Congrats Dizzy, I'm reporting for duty, just let me know what I can do to help.

Yet you have a dirty , oily , mouse I heard

Thanks Chicken. I'll let you know if the need arises......what do you know about the control panel?

Lies! All lies I tell you!!

You can't believe anything the sinkers say. Too bad they got poor Tral

I know. He was one of the good guys.

I don't know if we will ever get him back on our side.

I'm sure it can be done. We just have to watch the double agent status.

The Oi turned to guys ???????

*runs and hides under sink*

Did you read that before you opened your eyes?

I don't think so

Nope ,just used my braille laptop screen

You need a new one.