From a very old caption poll...

When is it my turn for the red stilettos?

Wesley will like that

Either that or he'll get horrible flashbacks.

I am already having horrible flashbacks!!!!!!

Someone needs to tell Wesley that they make waterproof mascara.

I think he is under the false illusion that he never cries.

Either that or he likes the Tammy Fay look

Maybe he just wants someone to kiss his booboo and make it all better.

I'll let you do that

I have my own booboo's that need tending to..

You guys can take care of each other

How about we just get Joseph nurses to check us out?

Nice. Very nice indeed. Actually this is what happens if you apply watercolors to your face when you're drunk. Don't drink and paint, kids.

Thats not watercolors. Its covergirl blush,maybelline eyeshadow and mascara. Tip buy the Waterproof stuff and don't go all the way up to the brows with the shadow. The blush is to orange for your skin

Damn you and your knowledge of makeup!

I'm a girl I should know. I'd go with a more brownish shadow applied lightly to the top lid. Less orange tone blush something more rosy. And of course when you put those stilletos on your going to need a tasteful dress or your gonna just look like Britney Spears.

Here's your dress buy it in black so it doesn't clash with the shoes

Come on Kris, send this in to What Not to Wear. I dare you.

I wanna see what Clinton does to him.

I can hear Stacy now " SHUT UP! IS THIS FOR REAL?" " He really Needs our help" " Hurry Clinton, We have to move fast on this one, he is starting to melt"