I just aquired Painter X and this is the first digital painting that I did with it.

Woah! Cool man!

Thats actually pretty cool Wesley. I can't wait until you post more stuff.

Oh and your right eyebrow could use some plucking.

Are you worried about it turning into a 'unibrow'?

Yes. and it appears a catepillar died above his eye.

He's just saving it for later as a snack.

That's my step-dad's eyebrow and I'll let him know about it.

Here's another.

Wesley, have you been going to strip clubs recently?

Leave it to a man to make art dirty.

For clarification I was speaking of Wesley. We don't want to see bare butts here or fannie floss unless its a hot man.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.

Your up early

Hey, it's tasteful and it's not dirty. There's nothing dirty about it unless you're touching yourself while looking at it.

Leave it to a woman to declare tasteful non-nude artwork of women as being dirty.

Hey, I think we all see that pink g string you painted in so don't blame us for what you did. If you go out and take "artisitic" photos then it's you're doing, you dirty bird.

Anyone ever had a dollar bill taken out of their beer bottle by one of those?

When you say dirty bird I picture you with a sledge hammer breaking my legs like Annie Wilks in the movie Misery.

That was the intent.

Anyone remember the days when such a picture would have caused "certain" people to go on ranting extravaganza to abolish such abominations?

Shhh! They might be lurking and just waiting for the right moment to become members.

I promised not to tell, but that is actually a picture of Wesley.

The shame, the shame. I just couldn't keep that secret. It was too great. I won't tell you who told me but the list of people is really small.

You had to share the info, if only so that we could tell him that his legs need some serious lipo. I don't think I've ever seen such bad cellulite.

Come on, you told us this much.....I'm sure you could tell us the last little detail.

Let Wesley alone!!!!! Let Wesley Alone!!!!

I have betrayed my trust enough, I wish not to jeopardize my other friendship with the person who took the picture.

I look forward to your youtube performance.

I think that person has already shown his hand.

Just let him alone!!!! He never hurt anyone , much

Now that you mention it Kris, that does look like Wesley's arse.

Karma is such an awful thing isn't it?

TMI!!!!

Leave katie alone too !!!

No TMI would be telling you he had a arse wax first

I will for tonight. She called earlier so she can have the night off.

Good point. I'm laughing so that I don't puke.

Just imagine how the person who took the picture felt. After Wesley went buff.

I'm still waiting for you to tell us if Wesley screamed when you ripped the wax off, Kris.

I do want to get to sleep tonight so I won't be imagining anything thank you very much!

I didn't partake in the picture taking or posting here on the board. I was only notified just recently by an unnamed informant who saw first hand what went down.

sure. I bet you were yelling "Say my Name,Say my Name" as you were pulling the wax off.

Now, that's funny!

Don't encourage her Dave

Have you forgotten that BAD girls don't need encouragement Tral?

So you corrupted poor Amy now

Amy needed corrupting?

Yes, you know how sweet Amy was before you corrupted her

I've never been called sweet before. I'm blushing.

Bit of a shock to the system isn't it?

That is funny as h^ll!! You go Amy.

Bad girls don't need encouragement...they need reasons.

It's funny how the truth gets turned around about who's arse that really is. It's interesting that Kris knows it's my arse without really telling anyone how he knows or who told him while vigorously telling everyone that he had nothing to do with any part of the picture or the taking of the picture.

Here's the truth...That is my arse. Trallyus took the picture. Kris is the thong. Sleep tight world.

I'm glad I'd just woken up when I read that post and it wasn't when I was trying to go to sleep, cause that just would have brought on horrible nightmares.

The truth finally came out. But I doubt Kris was the thong. He was the arse waxer but not the thong.

The whole mental image is just toooooooo disturbing no matter who did what.

True. But it shows they are bad too. Probably worse than anything we could think of.

Yes indeed. Their innocent minds certainly seem to come up with some interesting scenarios.

Notice that I've not been mentioned? That's because I'm good.

We don't think of you as one of them

That's because I'm better.

We know that

I said that for their benefit, not yours.

Oh I just was reaffirming that you fall within our high standards.

Ah.

No one mentioned Joseph because they still want to play Doctor with him and not risk him taking his trade elsewhere.

You should wash your keyboard for saying such bad things about our fan boi.

He is your fan boi for a reason. I shall not risk my innocence by continuing this conversation.

Kris I read you mind and its not innocent there.

No you didn't, for if you had you would have asked what was up with the purple dragon.

I saw her and didn't want to ask. I was too scared she was sitting next to the blue teddy bear with its ear torn off.

Kris there where so many mangled toy parts in that section of your mind that I'm going to need years of therapy.

Actually, when I was younger I would take things apart just to see how they worked. So nothing nefarious about that. Just my inner child trying to figure stuff out.

So your saying thats ketchup and not blood everywhere?

Having ketchup or blood everywhere would be way too messy. You my dear are not in my mind, but in the mind of someone else!

Who may I ask?

Probably Joseph's

Now I know you're lyin'

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of joseph

The women do. Thats why we know you are lying.

With him going to be a doctor, all the blood could easily be explained.

joseph has you all buffaloed

I went back in and found letters addressed to you Kris.

That could be Trallyus, Wesley, Joesph, Gweep or any number of people.

Unless you saw some letters from me telling them to stop contacting me, then it could be almost anyone.

I'm not going back in a third time. you'll probably trap me there.

If it's not my mind, then how could I trap you there?

You know what they say....

A trap in mind saves time

Deny, Deny ,Deny all you want but I know it was your mind.

Accuse, Accuse, Accuse all you want but I know it wasn't.

It was. I've been there and have been permanently traumatized.

How do you explain the pink thong costume,Wesley said you were wearing in that picture, being thrown in the corner?

It's called projection Amy and Joseph. Kris's mind is spotless from being innocent and your projecting your thoughts on Kris's mind after finding it so bland.

So basically your traumatized from seeing your own thoughts

I have to agree with Trallyus. He is making a lot of sense!

You and tral have been eating tainted chicken in the other thread.

I am SOOOOO psyched! I just found a Wacom Graphire 4 pentablet that normally runs $105 for only $20 at Best Buy! I had to snatch it up so that I can paint more of my sexy ass...and more of Kris impersonating a thong.

Great deal wesley as those are usally pretty pricey

Here's a brand new picture that I just finished called Fiery Angel. Enjoy.

Oh wow!

That would make a great wallpaper

i have the high-res version if anyone wants a better looking wallpaper. It's like 2800x something or other. Thanks Tor and Tral!

That could be the movie poster for the apocalypse!

I'm looking into making it either a poster or a canvas print. I'm researching which site or local store would do the best job for the cheapest price.

a canvas print would be awesome.

That is bad, and you should feel bad!

Boo hoo.

Don't cry... Just remember, you can always get worse.

Hey yeah! I'll get off my crying horse and start getting worse RIGHT NOW!

"We're off to see the wizard! THe wonderful wizard of suck!"