It's nice to know I won't be alone on the final trip.

Room for one more.

haha!

I never doubted you'd be there somewhere.

Immortality

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A
little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I've never done either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
ballooning, or rock climbing ?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"

"No," I said. "I've never done any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a [censored] if you live to be
80?"

Good question.

Gotta love it! ha!

Ventriloquist
>
>
>
>
> A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
> show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he
starts
> going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the
4th
> row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of
your
> stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women
that
> way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth
as
> a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being
> respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full
> potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate
> discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and
all
> in the name of humor!"
> The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
> yells, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little
[censored]
on your knee."


all in fun now... hee hee

I'll be forwarding that one to a blonde friend of mine.

Just dont tell her where you got it!

No problem.

Unless she likes it, that is!

She usually calls me nasty names but I just reply that at least I'm not blonde.

ha! That's funny. Well, that joke certainly fits then!

It does indeed.

Why do men have slits in their underware? so they can get oxygen to their brains.


Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them.


What did god say after he made Adam?
"I can do better than that." then he made Eve.


What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted

How can you tell if a man is sexually active?
He's breathing!

Q: Do you know the real reason Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years?

A: Because even back then men wouldn't stop and ask for directions.



How are men and beer bottles alike?
They're both empty from the neck up.

So...?

You never wonder why people point and laugh?

Ahhh Ha! Funny stuff! KyDave, I cant believe you had the guts to show up! Now you know you will be targeted!