Nah you wouldn`t do that would you?
You know I`ll get mixed up in months to come and say to someone "I heard there was an episode where House starts hearing things/people, I wonder when that is going to air."

That would be too funny. And remember, if you speak that stuff here. I'll be sure to be the second person to agree with whoever you heard that from first. Which of course will only reaffirm your belief in this storyline of an episode.

You are a mean man. You would happily see me dazed and confused over a non existent episode wouldn`t you?

Want to hear the funniest thing about all of this?

I might have been telling the truth...

That would be a first

Which is exactly why I would have done it, to blow all your minds.

I do actually have access to the internet where I can in fact read the episode guides just like you.
I`m sure you`ll blow our minds one of these days.

I'll be sure to have a tissue on hand. Just in case.. I wondered if blowing someone's mind would be like a sneeze. I hope not, but you can never be too prepared.

I`m glad you are being realistic with the tissue to clean up the blown minds.
Sneezing is supposed to have it`s own unique qualities if done enough.

Unique qualities as in a sensual manor? What? Huh? Aphrodisiac? Woah! Slow down. That's just too bizarre. Maybe for aliens, if they *existed* or something, but I've never. Well maybe once, but still no. What are you getting at exactly?

Who? Me? Nothing.
You`ve never heard that 7 sneezes in a row can bring about certain sensations? Where have you been?

I've been under the sink. What kind os sensations? And would I like them?

Is this about getting it on with the OS? I'm a hardware guy, software is just skin deep. I love my iPod because of it's raw power, the interface is just something good to look at. Still, tell us more about these sensations of the OS.

Ah giving away too many secrets would be a bad thing. You will just have to use your imaginations.
You won`t tell me your secrets so why should I divulge mine?

You are woman. I am man, and am ready and willing to listen.

A man who listens?????
It can`t be!!

but it still flows out the other ear like the rest of us

Hey secrets are different. They retain somewhat. How else are we to get into the inner psyche of them? We have to put our heads together, that way when it goes in one ear and out the other.. Other men will have it going in and they can retain a little more of it and then.. Perhaps then we will finally figure out what women are thinking?

So you`ll be dribbling crap from your ear to the next ear until men are as mixed up about women as they are now?