If only.

A little more to dream about ladies.

Porn for ladies? Or for people residing in alternate universes? Kris will have no problem investigating this possibility now that he's wearing the Phase-Shifting Pink Utility Tutu.

Okay. Is something wrong with me?

#1 - Did it (Sometimes she's too fast and starts while I'm outside feeding the horses so I get to it about 1/3 of the time honestly.)
#2 - Did it (After gigs sometimes I find some for sale at C-stores.)
#3 - Did it (I just cooked ribs for her today after I got home from work as a matter of fact.)
#4 - Did it (It's better than riding longer with her bad back.)
#5 - Did it (Bad back thing again, although she monitor's when it needs done better than me.)
#6 - Somewhat (I'm not a sports fan though, but we did go to the book fair a few months back. She's the big reader.)
#7 - Did it (That was the first thing we did when I got the vacation checks from work is buy her new shoes. She needed them though.)

Yes there is something wrong with you. But for none of the reasons you listed above. For other completely different reasons altogether.

Doesn't sound like there's anything wrong with you at all.

Nothing wrong with you TOR-my daughter has a hubby like that.

Your weird TOR

Saying "Did it" again and again in a thread titled "Porn for women" might lead one to jump to the wrong conclusions.

I agree

I knew what he meant.

"Did it""Did it""Did it""Did it""Did it""Did it""Did it""Did it"

BAD ann!!! BAD as Dizzy!!!

It's good to have some back up.
Bad to the bone Tral.

Bad to the bone?

Don't encourage her Dizzy or else off to jail you go

.,
Yup.

Good luck with that Tral.

You locked in are you? Aww poor Tral.

You quit that reverse psychology on me!!!

Huh?


**she says while batting her eye lashes**

More like, "Please don't run over me with your car.. I'm working!"

Work for men is such a big deal. :-P

Sometimes the signs say, "somebody's daddy or mommy is working". It's all in an effort to get people to slow down, we have tons of people run over in work zones.....very sad.

Too funny! I love it!

I don't know about you, but I've heard worse.

Is this Tral??

This is the fairy tale

that should have been

read to us when we

were little:



Once upon a time



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in a land far away,



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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess



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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a verdant meadow near

her castle.



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The frog hopped into the princess'

lap and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell

upon me.



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One kiss from you, However,

and I will turn back into the

dapper, young prince that I am



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and then, my sweet, we can

marry

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and set up housekeeping in

your castle



~~~~~~~~

with my mother,



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where you can prepare my

meals,



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clean my clothes, bear my

children,



~~~~~~~



and forever feel grateful and

happy doing so. "



~~~~~~~~

That night,



~~~~~~~



as the princess dined sumptuously



~~~~~~~~

on lightly sautéed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,



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she chuckled and thought to
herself:



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I don't freakin think so.

When I first read this I knew there was something wrong Tral and I finally figured out what it is. You shouldn't have posted it in Inanities....it needs to be in an educational thread.

You know how women are When they are unmarried they wont listen to good advice to stay single and only after they get out can a person say I told you so to them That is why I posted it here

I think men are a bit the same, except they don't discuss it as much. Staying single isn't the best thing in the world you know Tral.....and considering my situation that's saying a lot.

I was only teasing you anyway.

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, Probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and
makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

MORE ROUTINE
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.

And most important of all:

(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.'
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like summer for every attached Aussie woman.

The last one is titled intern sign for marriage

Nice ones, I think I shall swipe them; isn't that just like a woman?