My computer froze as I was about to post this so I'm now on my second drink.
I'll endeavour to let you know when I start drinking and when I stop and that way you can have fun figuring out how much I've knocked back in that time frame.

OK. Here's the first guess of this thread.

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Three glasses of....scotch ?

Nope.

But you just said in recent post that you are on your third glass of scotch! YOU LIAR!!!

AFTER I posted the nope I made another drink.
I just checked and the posts were roughly 11 minutes apart.

You always gotta be right, don't you?

It's a major flaw of being a Virgo I'm afraid.

The meter is off.

Too bad, the meter is only three feet shy of.. Another meter.

We will know 3 to many , when the keyboard starts slurring its words
That ought to be fun ...........

So far in this state it isn't wrong to take advantage of a slurring keyboard. Not yet anyway.

It's not a flaw. I take pride in being that way.

My drinking meter is different to a linear metre.

Every now and then I can hear Dr Phil ask..."do you wanna be right or do you wanna be happy?"

I want both.

Me too but perhaps that's a bit greedy.

I'd rather be wrong and happy.

As a general rule or if you had to make the choice?

I am very frequently right and happy and wrong and happy, so I guess the key is don't worry, be happy!

Good philosophy, but being a Virgo just doesn't let you live that all the time.

As a general rule, yes. Otherwise I'll settle for right and unhappy.

Fair enough.

Maybe it should be Dizzy's drinking Liters

Dizzy litters when she drinks?

I'm sorry, I guess faking it doesn't work either?

Drinking by the litre would mean that I'd have to win the lottery to afford it.

No she doesn't.

Occasionally. It's more stressful at times to fake it than just be happily unhappy.

Who am I going to believe? You, the drinking litter Dizzy, or.. Some propaganda the Glisteners and Sinkers created for everyone?

You tell me. Just be sure of your answer before you consign yourself to the side of evil.

Evil is relative. Once you are on that side, good becomes evil and evil is thought of as good.

The sinkers certainly seem to have that problem.

Will you ply me with the Dizzy Juice ?

They market it as Johnnie Walker Black Label. Any good liquor outlet should have it.

The meter is on.

Forgot to turn it off.

why not ??? Stingy

Nope, had to get the kids from the airport tonight and I wasn't feeling 100% anyway. Now that they're back perhaps I'll need to up my drinking levels.

So basically hoarding the Dizzy juice for your own purpose

Absolutely.

Is that stuff on the market anywhere?

I dont think so TOR , She Hordes it

You obviously don't look in the right places.

I have no need to horde it.

Dizzy juice is a derivative or Jesus Juice

Only in your mind. I never had any doubts about it being Johnnie Walker Black Label, it's the nectar of the Gods.

Looks like the meter is running full

I haven't eaten all day, I'm home sick and it is only 2.09pm. The last thing I'm looking for is alchohol.

Mom was sick today too She did not know what end to put down on the toilet

Not nice.

I agree

Several people here are in the "getting over" stages of... Something. The TV dudes say that we had 2 weeks of spring bloom compressed into a few days awhile back and anyone with allergies got whacked.

a lot of people in my area got sick too. I think the Canadians are testing things again. I almost posted what I was thinking and I am sure that if I had, bells and whistles would go off and I would get to meet some people from three letter agencies.

Why blame the poor old Canadians? They're part of the Commonwealth....they'd never do anything bad.

They are part of the conspiracy known as Canadian bacon. They must all be detained and questioned. Otherwise they just may inflict even more damage on the bacon industry!

Back bacon I heard.

Back bacon. Is that like back taxes? If so, I'm owed a buttload of bacon!

How much has she drank now?

So much that she's sitting in a corner, singing some song that no one can understand.

Oh, like John Fogerty?

Enough that I woke up with a slight headache this morning. ;-)

She's surrounded by family trust me how ever much she has drank is not enough. Isnt that right Dizzy

At the moment it's just my cousin Leesa and her husband so I'm enjoying it, but after Wednesday I go to my brother's house and I can't hide from Mother anymore.

So, tell us where do you fall on the drinking meter now!!!

Is kate and dizzy drinking

What happens in Mission, stays in Mission!

Not anymore.

Yeah we have to wake up first

No ferry rides please.

Unless of course Katie wants to share pics with us

I told you that she won't....I have my own pics.

Feel free to share them

You run & hide from me & then expect me to share pics with you? I dont think so LOL

Touche!!!!

I am guessing your on your 3rd scotch now by how slow you are in replying to messages

Not yet. I'm just doing stuff here and there and can't sit still. Maybe a scotch or three will make me stay in one spot for more than 5 minutes.

Ive ran out of alcohol, think Dizzy drank it all, might need to go for a run through the drive through

That gives me time to sync my ipod and slip in to bed to sleep

Thats what all the hot guys say

If he were hot, wouldn't he be slipping out of bed instead of in? Or by slipping into bed he has thrown off all the covers?

I dont know Trallyus is the first hot guy Ive had the pleasure of meeting, & after all Im an innocent remember

Innocent? Hah, I do believe there are pictures proving otherwise.

She did? Hell, I must have had a better night than I thought!

Only in your head/dreams baby

What about that guy ....ok, no he wasn't hot.....or the ones on the dancefloor?

Unless I am somehow able to print out my dreams, then..

You wish baby you wish

Just did a Dizzy run

I wondered where you got to. I prepared earlier.

Austar has the top 50 Great Aussie Song List playing....most of it is our kind of stuff.

I thought I had enough but then realised I obviously didnt

How can you ever have enough? C'mon!!

Well under my new circumstances! I have to find a secret hiding place to hide my stash

I momentarily forgot....sorry. Well you can get a week's worth now.

I know the lovely lady at the drive though gave me a cold corner, think I might hide the rest under my pillow

You are THE only one I know who gets cold corners. Come off it....she's a Kiwi, you can take her! Especially if it's over alchohol.

What can I say it must be my good looks & charm. Yeah darn Kiwi can hit them straight in the forehead without them see it coming. Dumb a@#*s

Must be. Yep, almost as bad as cockroac.....oops, sorry.

Not at all like attract like hence Kiwis moving to Qld, Im surrounded by idiots, I only stay to try & balance things out its all in the name of trying to save the environment. Have to admit its like shoveling manure up hill.

Even as an offended Queenslander I have to say that's very funny.....in more ways than one. Been to Sydney lately to count the Kiwi population?

No Kiwis there theyre all in Townsville

So you say....I don't believe it. It's a Sydney thing to call someone "Bud" now.

Its always been a Sydney thing. Yet I didnt expect you to know that seeing how behind Qld is in telecommunication & all ....... actually everything

Yes, it's always been a Sydney thing because you had the bulk of the Kiwi imports. Have you noticed the kids making fun of the Bu u u d manner of speech up here?

Theres alot of imports down there but not Kiwi's

So you say!! We don't believe it.

Well you Qlders didnt believe that there was other means of transport other than horse & buggy until a decade ago, need I go on

Nifty Nev told you that while King Joh was making it a better place to live.

Time to start it up again

The clock has started!

Oh no!!!

Oh yes. I think I'm getting a bit slow though.

2

How did you guess?

3

I'm not telling now.

Is it time to make a drunk video yet

No it isn't but I'm sure you'll try anyway.

Can't blame a guy for trying

I guess not.

4

Nope. Drinking meter is off!

Too many to count then

The scotch was cool as it hit her lips. She had been craving this moment all day. There is that tingling sensation in the back of her palette that sends shivers down her spine. This is what scotch drinkers know and seek with each taste. The sun was setting but it was still hot and she felt a little mischievous as she stripped down to her panties.

Dont let dizzy read that gort 4

Gort had me over morning coffee.

Yes, fourth and final.

I heard Gort has bigggggggggggggggggggggg



hands

Is that true?

A nice girl never tells.

So why aren't you telling me

Damn! Caught out again!

Well gort did tell the story

I was hoping you missed that part.

How could I miss that I thought for a moment I was at the playboy stories website

You go there?

I only read gort's stories Honest

Uhuh.

Gort likes me to critique his writing is the only reason i go there

Tral is pretty picky too. He always is making suggestions to always make the characters naked and using new technology.

With new technology you won't need clothes anymore!