I finally read the entire board for once.

I never do that. I should, but I don't.

I try to do that every month or two.

Woah. I just did it again.

I do it every time I visit the board.

I'll do it as soon as I learn to read.

C.A.T, now go get'em!

I just felt like saying YEA!

Ruff, Ruff!

throws a stick ............... Fetch

feeds him bad dog food!!

Yay, the monkey poo missed me and hit SprayTech.

Thats because Spray jumped in front of you so he could get hit by it. He loves monkey poo.

Maybe he has a secret life and he is King Of The Poo People?

You're not suppose to know that. Now we have to get the mind washer out so you forget.

There be postage down here.

I have been away to long-why are yall throwing monkey poo?

Everyone needs a hobby.

I'm just glad you hold your poo throwing parties under the sink when nobody else is visiting.

Dizzy is here!!! Get the poo!!!!

I'm too fast to get hit. *neener*

Get your hands off my poo, you damned dirty poo stealer!

This charming conversation reminds me....after work today I went to get milk and walked past the deli section of the supermarket and it smelled like they were selling dog poop. The entire area smelled so bad that I would happily tell anyone that they shouldn't buy anything from the deli ...EVER. Normally it smells like stale fish but today it was the worst I've noticed.

You call that a charming story that goes good with this charming conversation?

Deli poo, eww! Who buys poo from a deli? Not me, perhaps Trallyus, that's who!

When he finally reads this he's gonna kick your butt.

I only buy it at a deli because they slice it thin for me

Kicking my butt? Was that a pun about poo?

I think she thinks if I kick your butt now , she wont have to whoop it or spank it later

Double whammy!

NO!

I just know how much the two of you enjoy that sort of thing.....all of that lotion you share ...

Again, you say no.. But your foot says YES!

My foot is quiet thank you very much....it may even go to sleep soon.

I don't want a kicking anyway, I'd rather you gently apply that famous Aussie spanking instead.

There is no famous Aussie spanking.

Of course not, at least until you invent it like the great Aussie Goddess that you are.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Awesome, I've never been nowhere before. I can't wait to go there, and have you spank away.

AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH

Grunting is one thing but Arghing is just plain naughty!

Are you trying to make me even crazier than I already am?

Remember, he is an evil, little [censored].

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I keep forgetting that Joseph....thanks for the reminder.

That quote finally fits, given we are talking about the great poo of May 2007.

Now if you search for the S word joseph has 2 posts and dizzy has one so we now know who is full of it

I only have one because I quoted Joseph.

You and joseph are full of it

I will get Ann to beat you buddy.

Thank you ma'm , may I have another!!!

No you may not. I think making you listen to Black Eyed Peas for 3 hours straight may be more of a punishment.

Eek!!!!! Not that

Oh yeah....I'm going to start with Pump It and then rotate all of their songs with that one played every third song.

There is torture then inhumane against the geneva convention torture you know After I said you were special too

Torture? Torture isn't listening to music. It is being held down and tickled until you can't take it anymore!

Don't give her any ideas

I simply wanted you to know that I can come up with some great ideas tailor made to each vict....uh person.

Thank you Tral, I think you're special too.

Too late.

Truly, could there be a worst mental image? Being held down by Trallyus, tickled by Dizzy and spanked by Ann? Hah.. That's so messed up!

Messed up just the way you like it.

Don't get me wrong, I like messed up.. Just not that kind of messed up.

Well that's something in your favour.

Kris has a flavour?

Check your spelling Tral.

I am the secret flavor to KFC. See, Chicken, our very own is C.. I am K, and F.. Well, you get the idea.

You get the idea....

Yes, you want to claim KFC for Australia and make it AFC

We like the Colonel but seeing as he's no longer with us I don't see why anyone should mind.

A? Ass-ume F Chicken?

Welcome back

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Your words say nooooo but your smilie says yessssss

She does that a lot. Just like she kept saying no and then her hand said yes to the spanking, or her foot said yes to the kicking.

I know kris She did say she was nuts or going nuts and blamed us for the condition as if that is supposed to explain it away

The smilie was poking it's tongue out at you both, not smiling.

1 I don't do that a lot
2 My hand spanked NO ONE
3 I may be crazy but I'm not nuts
4

Oh I'm so sorry it took me so long to get down to this post. It's a doozy there k.......::hits kristopher on the back of the head::

Not Doozy, her name is Dizzy

Oh right, sorry. I'll try to get my vowels in the right place next time.

What did kris want to do to the Chicken?

I am not touching that one with a 10 foot pole Your being evil tonight

I'm the setup man tonight. I ask innocent questions and you guys can hit it out of the park. I'll be your Gracie to your Allen.

Say goodnight gracie

Goodnight Gracie!

See I can be the setup person too

Hey bud would you call me a taxi?

Your a taxi!!!

HAHAHHAHAHA, yes, those never get old!

You're a bit late, but I'm glad that someone else felt the need to smack him in the head.

I'm a Doozy named Dizzy.

Evil women scare you Tral?

Innocent?

Oh you didn't buy that one either, well I tried....he,he.

I think he wanted to eat it.

I will.

Me too. Not only eat it, rub on special ingredients, tenderize it, cook it and enjoy eating it!

Oops, I-read-the-board-again..........

Poo fight, watch out tral here it comes..

Forget the poo did you find their keyboards?

Yep, covered in you guessed it...Monkey Poo

I thought it was chicken poo?

Yay

bleech

YAH Oh wait I am looking in the mirror.

I meant YAY but as you can see My Zombie mind is affected.

Why is smokejumper so mean to me

Today is purple.

With velvet highlights

You call that mean? All I see is love and admiration but I guess it helps I know him well.

I love the smell of purple.

Tral you'll know when he is mean to you. You will be at the bottom of the board with your teeth knocked out and a fire hose shoved up your....

Oh and I forgot, "Nice Ass" tattooed on your forehead.