I just saw Man of the Year. If you go in expecting a stupid-funny Robin Williams movie, you'll be pleasantly surprised. I enjoyed it much more than I thought. Go see it.

Go see it? You are not the boss of me.. Ok. Only because I was going to anyway.

Maybe I should've said please?

SIR, YES SIR!!

Then I would have had to say thank you.. No way!

Actually you would say SIR, THANK YOU, SIR!!!

Don't presume to know what I would say, just because you are one of them now.. Greaser! Outsider!

So the cookie war goes on

Don't think for an instant that being an Admin gives you the right to touch my cookies or cog.

Joseph said that part of my duties as an Admin were to eat your cookies and touch your cog You don't want me to lose my job now do you ?

You know I never told you that! You'd say anything to excuse your being a tramp in red stilettos.

Which begs the question.. Was his being such a tramp in red stilettos the very thing that got him his Adminship?

My brother said it was a good movie, too...
I'll see it eventually

Could be...

These?

Yes.

Please quit causing trouble

I have caused no trouble. I merely speak the truth.

you speak with forked tongue

My tongue is not forked, though I can roll it.

So you have a rolling forked tongue

That could be interesting.

I shall refrain from asking him if it is indeed your swiss balls that help him roll his tongue..

In my family, tongue-rolling has been passed down from my paternal grandmother. Apart from herself, only her children and grandchildren can do that.

That must mean me and you are kinfolk as I can roll my tongue too Should I call you Brother Joseph now?

No. We would sound like we were at a Southern Baptist church.

Joseph the Wise then?

Brother Joseph please say a few kind words to Brother Trallyus..

Brother Trallyus would you like some of Miss May's peach cobbler?

Not Daisy May!!!!

Just Miss May. Daisy May became a Methodist and we don't talk about her.

Tick a lock then