There is still logic in the illogical. We just need to look harder to find it. I shall do my part. Will you?

The whole "staring" isn't the problem. Trust me.

Didn't he write a book about child birth? Now who is the illogical one? Me? Oh.. No, there isn't anything illogical about child birth. No, I didn't mean anything by that.

Why do you keep pushing me into corners? Is it fun for you? I know it is fun for me!

DR Spock wrote the book, MR Spock had a questionable friendship with Captain Kirk.
Pushing you into corners is indeed a lot of fun.

By questionable you mean lovers? How progressive of the 1960's or whenever that show was aired.

If you keep pushing me I'm soon going to expect it every time.

Didn't you ever notice those meaningful, lingering looks they shared? I always thought that Kirk was covering something with his ladies man act.
Expect away. Just because I enjoy pushing you into corners doesn't mean I'll keep doing it simply because you want me to.
I'm evil like that.

Kirk was all about emotions, Spock all logic. Two opposites attract that! No, I will not go there and destroy what fond memories I have of that show and all it's successors!

Perhaps I want you to stop pushing me?

I really like Picard and don't have much time for Kirk at all. Opposites do attract and Spock and Kirk could have taught each other SOOOO much.
Perhaps you do and perhaps you don't. Either way you'll never guess which way I'm going to go.

Whichever way you go I'll be happy as one side will say stop, while the other says more! Thus I'll not be disappointed and cheers all around.

I liked Picard. Though they should have explained why he was bald and being in the future didn't grow new hair. Maybe some kind of accident with nanobots or something that if he grew hair on his head he would die or something. Or perhaps it would be against Star Fleet regulations to have your DNA messed with thus he couldn't get his hair grown back.

I like those odds, I'll get it right at least 50% of the time.
Some men just look good bald and he's one of them. Don't mess with the formula.

After this whole diatribe none of you have the right to say I have only 3 functioning brain cells.

Perhaps but with you only having three, does it really matter? I mean, look... ----->

After this whole bunch of ramblings that simply used me as a basis for some fun none of you have the right to say I have only 3 functioning brain cells.

There, that's better.