I took this photo. It's not a great photo, but it'll do.

I thought you had darker hair?

Oh yeah, almost forgot since you are this brave....


LET THE PHOTOSHOPPING BEGIN!

My hair is a lot darker. My Olympus doesn't do well with indoor lights.

I thought, very seriously, about the photoshopping. I decided to trust that they won't do anything nasty. (Stupid, I know.)

Nothing like I imagined but you look like a young Steven Hawking. Except you can move.

I need to get my nose fixed. The doctor said that my septum in broken in two places. That will probably be next summer's project.

Really, I look like my uncle (my father's brother).

Just as I imagined. I think I've seen you before, I think I've seen everyone except gweep before. Oh yeah, and great glasses.

Nope. You've never seen me, before.

Really? After all these years and this is the first time? Well it's about time then.

Perhaps in private.. Otherwise, he would have graced us as via photoshops long ago.

I don't know why I am doing this, knowing what terrible things will be done with it. Though I do hope that the poor image quality will be a deterrent.

You're just asking for trouble.

I didn't see him ask for trouble, just post a picture of himself. Are pictures of himself trouble? Will people all of a sudden not be able to look away?

Yes, yes Mister Innocent.

Finally, someone figured out my middle name!

Darn Joseph, College life is agreeing with you You look more manly in that picture. Way to go

You mother has a sarcastic streak as well then?

It's the new haircut Tral.

It's nice I'll start calling him Sir Studly if he keeps this stuff up

He'll like that....well for a little while anyway.

Is he ever going to take a picture of himself wearing those new glasses?

They're on their way from Italy via some town in New York. Give it a few more days.

I think I look kind of mean in that photo.

Only because you didn't show off your cherry stick.

I wouldn't say mean.....a little ticked possibly.

Surprise. I actually have one for you. I shrank it so it can't be photoshopped very easily.

Gangster Joseph!!!!

Nice!!!

They look great on you Joseph. It's too bad that Wes got a hold of them before you got them. Who knows what strange thoughts you will be thinking now!!!!

Are you having any strange cravings?

He's from Georgia... All his cravings are strange.

Not all of us love grits, you know.

Sure, then why did you want Trallyus and I to join you in a hot tub full of grits?

You only think thats grits its actually a very good skin bath. Why do you think your butt cheeks are getting as smooth as a baby's?

I figured it was because of your nightly rubbing of baby lotion on my buttocks!

No the baby lotion only keeps you smooth. The bath soak exfoliates the dead skin off your arse helping the lotion do its job

That's how it works.....apparently.

I thought that you liked peanutbutter and olive oil

I only like that on my sack.

You are just too strange for words sometimes.

You say that now, just wait until you win the board lottery and have to be the one to apply it.

I'll learn to run really fast, cause that simply will not be happening.

Then my job is done.

LOL