I hope they BLOW his ass out of the sky , he frightens everyone
Serves him right , our safety comes first !

I will call all AF bases and make sure they scramble the jets

Santa can't come tonight he is laying down in my yard and it is raining to hard for me to stand him back up.

Did he get into your MISSISSIPPI Moon Shine Stash Ann ?

Get the blackhawks! No wait. Get the stealth bomber. Santa's Big Red One can't track the stealth.

And I am only a hop , skip , and a jump from where the real Big Red One Base is at , Fort Riley
And McConnell AF base is here too , So he shouldnt get through Ks but should have him shot down in KY !

Get who you want. Here he comes.

Santa

The rednecks will get him here.We must FEEL safe.N they just shoot at what moves.

I have great standing illusions that I am God. It's not all you think it would be though. I keep complaining to God with like why does my back hurt, why don't you give me money. Why don't you help me out, I need your help. I then turn to myself and say, screw you, I'm God. See I can hurt you, I then punch myself in the head. Oww! You are not God! I say to myself. You are the Devil..

So there I am looking at myself, unsure if I really am God or the Devil when it occurs to me. That maybe, just maybe I'm neither and I'm just one loony guy. But that *random thought* quickly passes out of my mind with a great laugh.

Sleep deprivation getting to you again Kris?

Sleep deprivation is too mundane. He favors the exotic
ODing on Good and Plenty's

I have no idea what Good and Plenty`s are but I will probably agree with you anyway. hehe

I have no idea what they are either, but if it is better than running down the road loudly screaming like a girl in utter darkness with nothing on except your glasses. Then don't tell me, I couldn't handle it.

There, there, take a seat and breathe deeply for a while. I`ll try and find a paper bag for you to breath into and make sure you have your protective tutu.
Did you drink anything while you were visiting 2Dogs under the sink? We might need to know what to tell 'them' later.

I probably should stop watching Comedy Central. Those stand up comedians just get me riled up. Then again as I think about it I don't remember them standing up all that much or telling jokes, plus I'm pretty sure it wasn't on the Comedy channel. Oh I remember, did you know they have a channel now devoted to the number 10?

I`m sure I`ll regret it, but I have to ask. What do they talk about on the channel devoted to the number 10?

I can't say I understand much of the dialog. As best I can guess, I think they cater to cavemen. I mean, they only verbally grunt and moan. Then again I have never really tried to listen to what they were trying to say. The TEN Network is out there.

Yes we have the Ten Network here in Australia, apart from some crap like Neighbours it actually has some shows I like, House and Charmed and Law and Order. However I think you are watching a different channel 10 and I think you should probably be punished for doing so.

Hehehe.. Punish me? No..

I don't watch that stuff. Though I do like House and Charmed. Nothing like watching that guy be mean and then watch those witches with all that power. Three hot witches with power, who would have thought. Seriously though. Do they redub your shows to sound Australian? Or do they make the Crocodile Dundee, and Steven Erwin guy sound American to you?

That would be so freaking funny. Oh crikey me leg in a southern accent. Just comedic gold.

ROFLMAO
No we have our own real TV shows and we have our own accents
these days. Once upon a time we too our colonial roots so seriously that all tv presenters and actors tried to sound British. UGH
These days we can even tell the difference between an American accent and an Australian one...though I`m sure the next generations will struggle with that.
BTW I don`t beleive you on the not needing punishment
bit.
Gweep we used to call them Candied Bullets, we had Chocolate Bullets which were my favourites and the candy covered licorice which just never sold real well.