We all know someone who is hard to buy for. Well....Here is an item for the woman who has everything. Fullfill a need.

Back under that sink with ya! N don't b helpin Shouse with his shopping ideas.

I'm getting Jenni one. That's all there is to it. Thanks Shouse!

U guys spend to much time under that sink.

They better stay under there. Now can't you just see using that thing-standing there somebody walks in and thinks you are a damn man dressed like a woman.

If I have to trample an old woman to get my hands on the last one of those then so be it...it's good for America.

U think Jen will b satisfied with that 4 christmas? U better get out ur wallet wonder bread.

Jenni will love it so much she'll be crapping her pants...which is why I'll also have to get her one of these:

U romantic devil u.No wonder u have to wear kleenex box shoes.Thats what I'd dress u n also.

Get him angel.

Chicks love hobo-wear.

Oh I am sexy--you believe that I got a bridge to sell you.

U'll b sexier now than 10 years from now u better enjoy it.

Oh I like the way gweep thinks.

i don't know if I wanna think about it.

Been wanting one of these for my Theater room for several years , think I am finally going to buy one for Christmas
4.-oz Theater style PopCorn Popper

If you get one of those, Lisa might be stopping in to visit.

Cool , then I'll have 2 Lisa's eating out of my hand along side my 2 dogs a begging ....LOL
Nothing like the smell and taste of fresh Popped Theater PopCorn !

Ann's going to stop by too.

The chicken's on her way as well.

We will have a popcorn party.

I will Spray. U sure theres room?

YEPPERS

Oh I guess you guys can come over too , you all have to bring the beverages , we will be thirsty by the time we eat all that popcorn
Joseph , bring he chocolate fondu pot & chocolate , never tried chocolate covered popcorn

Oh my it is sounding fun.Yall kin have the popcorn,all I need is that fondu pot n a spoon.

Have you seen the Fondu fountain commercial? I think it's for Target. Where the women puts her hand in it and then smears it all over her face, it's classic.

No haven't seen that one yet.Sounds fun though. Doesnt take much to entertain me i'm afraid.

I got the Popcorn popper today , got it all set up , I will pop some corn after I eat dinner
Oh and I will let you know how MMMMMMM....MMMMMMM....MMMMMMMMM Good it is !

I popped the first batch just a few minutes ago , sure tastes good

I want one.

I didnt get the one I posted earlier as it had an Aluminum Popping Pan , as they said the Stainless Steel was much easier to maintain . So I got the Red and Gold , Gold Master brand .
Sure was/is good stuff , just like the movies As I sit here watching Mr.Deeds.
Oh , and the dogs like it too......LOL
My dog just sits by it waiting for some to fall on the floor , been watching it for an hour now . She went nuts when it was popping .

I've installed the new Aquazone Seven Seas Aquarium. It's better than the first one. (Aside from a startup memory usage that's scary)

I just want a dedicated theater room. Looks nice! Where's the hotrod flame job on that thing? :P

I dont paint flames on everything , but have been known to make things go up in flames

Oh was that you? I wondered who was playing with the matches.....

You can set it so feeding is not necessary
Also it has a number of scenarios, each can have different fish

I got the digital version (same as physical) and CD'd the download.

Just got back from shopping for the Giving Tree at Church and for the Adopt a family event at work. Got a puzzel and a UNO Attack game for the kids at work and an outfit for a 5 year old boy and some towels for the mom. I'm done shopping. I had to get feisty today, someone tried to steal my helper at Walmarts and I told the lady he was mine......I got a chuckle out of a couple that was standing in the toy isle. Guess I wasn't very Christmas Spirit like today....but I had to get the stuff and go....too crowded for me. I'm done with big stores!!!

If u would wear ur chicken suit they would give u anything u wanted.And smile doing it. Doesn't it feel good to b done?

Merry Christmas,,,,or is it Happy Holiday. Here is a list of merchants who have used the Merry Christmas as in the "nice" list and those who have decided not to use Merry Christmas as in the "scrooge" list:

Following is a highlight of the whole list, set into three categories: ‘Nice’, ‘Somewhat Nice, somewhat naughty’and ‘Scrooges.’

NICE

Macy’s, Chick-fil-A,Kroger, IHOP, Saks Off Fifth Avenue, Kay Jewelers, Capital One, Hobby Lobby, In-N-Out Burger

SOMEWHAT NICE, SOMEWHAT NAUGHTY

Walgreens, Wal-Mart, L.L. Bean, Sears, Lowe’s

SCROOGES

Target, Office Max, Kmart, Staples, Home Depot, Best Buy, Kohlâs, BJ's, SC Johnson, Verizon, Radio Shack, Zales, Outback, Lexus, Old Navy, Cingular, Reckitt Benckiser, Pier 1, Red Lobster, Office Depot, Gillette, Applebee’s, Burlington Coat, Dell, Milton-Bradley, U.S. Postal Service, Costco

Explain

It's Christmas,I'm not going to beat you. Wait until the New Year.

It's a list of stores that won't say Merry Christmas and a list of stores that will.

Have you heard that some ultra religious organizations have been going into the bad stores and forcing them to say Merry Christmas? And by forcing I mean getting in their face and DEMANDING that they say it to them. Forcing someone to say it is exactly the same as forcing them not to say it. When I go to these stores and they say Happy Holidays I just say, "No. Merry Christmas. It IS OK to say it if you want to. You celebrate it how YOU want to. Not how THEY want you to."

You're all right. Sorry about the abreviated list. I guess I assumed everyone knew that some stores use Merry Christmas, as in greeting customers, in their ads, etc and some are only allowed to say "Happy Holiday".

How people want to celebrate the season is up to the individual, but if I celebrate Christmas, I want a Merry Christmas, damn it...and if I celebrate Kwanza, I want a Merry (or whatever greeting) Kwanza.......so I guess I sort of was just letting people know which stores were doing which......wow that was a long way to get to a not so big deal point......he, he.

To everybody!

2 weeks early
Oh yes, BAH, HUMBUG

Now Gweep dont b a scrooge.U know u love it.

HO HO HO

Tell me u didnt just puke on Ann. Ok Uncle Gweep when she hands u ur little red arse on a platter dont cry to me.

This the kind of Christmas you want gweep?

Employed

Okay I got me a Christmas gift. Got a new HP Photosmart M417
5.2 megapixels-was not looking for a camera but it was on sale. And got a 1GB memory card to go with it. Now to see if I can use it.

Nice! Make sure to post some pics with it and a review of no less than 200 words.

Get back under that sink>

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Coaxing Kitty through Airport Security
Adapted From: Kittens For Dummies
The most frightening moment of any trip for most kitten owners traveling by air is walking through the security X-ray checkpoint. Officers will instruct you to remove the kitten from the carrier, place the carrier on the conveyor belt, and carry your kitten through the human X-ray scanner. Never place your kitten in the carrier to send through the X-ray conveyer.

While you try to walk through those X-ray arches and return your kitten to his carrier, alarms are blaring, people are dropping change and keys into metal bowls, and any number of other unfamiliar noises, sights, and motions are scaring the fur off of your kitty. He will struggle. Make sure you have a harness on him. Security may not be too helpful. They may even watch nonchalantly as your kitten scratches three layers of flesh from your chest while you try to fit a spread-eagle four-legged acrobat into a carrier opening. If you're traveling with a companion, have him go through the checkpoint first so he can hold the carrier door open for you.