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#127084 - 11/15/05 08:54 AM
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Hey people do that to me all the time.  N I throw whatever is n my hands everytime. That was funny.
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#127087 - 11/15/05 11:54 PM
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I go to www.wimp.com all the time it is my favorite. They send me emails everyday with the new quick links. Try this one it is reallly dumb. www.wimp.com/sandpaper
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#127088 - 11/16/05 01:17 AM
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I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master
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Smart...real smart...Let's just hope that he ends his own life for the betterment of the species.
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#127091 - 11/16/05 04:28 AM
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I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master
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They ARE poison ivy? Dont they know that'll kill them?
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#127095 - 11/16/05 05:14 AM
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#127098 - 11/16/05 05:43 AM
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I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master
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:P
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#127099 - 11/16/05 06:55 AM
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#127100 - 11/16/05 07:12 AM
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So dumb they thought asphalt was a hip disease.
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#127101 - 11/16/05 07:13 AM
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Vengeance is MINE
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Shame on you Wesley.. Context! "Broads who are dumb, dumber than a sack of hammers." 
I can see Ann & anglewings grabbing those hammers , and asking how many LUMPS you want ............... 
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#127108 - 11/16/05 10:38 AM
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#127115 - 11/16/05 10:38 PM
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#127116 - 11/16/05 10:39 PM
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U couldnt take the pain n work of being a women or know enuff to cross the road.lol
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#127123 - 11/16/05 11:17 PM
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I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master
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Well, dreams can be chaotic so...yeah.
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#127124 - 11/16/05 11:23 PM
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#127126 - 11/17/05 01:28 AM
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#127127 - 11/17/05 04:33 AM
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I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master
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Oh my god that looked like it hurt!
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#127128 - 11/17/05 04:43 AM
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And how about this woman? She's so smart she can't even blow herself up right. Her husband didn't have a problem strapping explosives all over his body and detonating himself. But she couldn't even do that right. I guess it takes a man to be devoid of all humanity and a woman to be devoid of any technical know-how. *runs and hides* Again... Just kidding girls. And what would she do with 10,000 virgins anyway? Paint their toenails? Come on! 
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#127132 - 11/17/05 04:55 AM
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You started it all...just tell them they look pretty and that'll calm em down...of course I'll be running like hell while you do that.
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#127134 - 11/17/05 05:30 AM
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Kind of like that joke : A Man and Woman are out walking in the forest , and come across an angry bear ready to attack , The man asks the woman which direction she is going to run ? she asked why ? He said : so I know which way to run after I knock you down & not trip over you
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#127135 - 11/17/05 06:13 AM
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I know, I feel sorry for women sometimes. Such big words confuse them, seeing as chickens are smarter and all. But what can I do? I, a man.. How smart are women really, if they still believe men are such grunts? It's all an act. So sad, so very sad.
Chicken's Rule, Ducks drool!!!!
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#127136 - 11/17/05 06:45 PM
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Ah if men only knew that we understand that their insistence that they are smarter than we is merely a cover for their lack of confidence and insecurity about the size of their equipment....which is of course what they think with.  As the superior half of the species, it is up to us to try to be more tolerant of the shortcomings of the men in our lives. We understand that the inordinate amount of time you like to spend in the bathroom simply drains away whatever chemical it is that causes the brain of a man to function at it`s premium level. 
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#127137 - 11/17/05 07:11 PM
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I don't LIKE spending time in the bathroom. I do it for the good of the land and the benefit of MANkind. We men don't think with our packages. We think with our heads but we think of how to better benefit our packages. Our packages get cold sometimes and need a packagette to warm them, as is their sole function...to accomodate the package...and then to not call the package anymore.
And it's not nice to say in the same post that we're insecure with the size of our equipment and then talk about our SHORTcomings. That's both a Freudian slip and pun rolled into one.
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#127143 - 11/18/05 07:10 PM
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We have no control of the stream some times. That stream will just change directions or split into two streams without notice. Ever see Me, Myself and Irene and that bathroom scene? That's a LITTLE exagerated but it gets the reality of the point across.
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#127145 - 11/18/05 07:26 PM
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The plumming in there gets kinked up and it just goes wherever. THink of a garden hose with a kink in it...it'll spray in your face if you're not careful...imagine it the other way around with IT spraying in your face in the bathroom...that's the price us men pay for our glorious packages.
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#127146 - 11/19/05 06:25 AM
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imagine it the other way around with IT spraying in your face in the bathroom...
Thats when I hit it with a hammer !!!! 
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I tuned in to it by accident and it showed 2 idiots rolling in poison ivy then they ate some of it and complained when they started itching 
Now u take that back.
Just kidding girls. Don't hit me too. Kris deserves AND desires it all. 
I gotta b kidding me is this the best truck the page has got? 
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