I saw this at another board its a game where people contribute humor. Please keep it fun and civil. ^{NO PERSONAL ATTACKS TOWARDS BOARD MEMBERS}
Ok to start it out......

your richest relative buys a new home and you have to go help take the wheels off of it.

You would be a redneck if....

your house can move, but your car can't.
you go to family reunions to pick up girls

Your idea of a better dishwasher is getting a dog with a bigger tounge.

You live in Tennessee...and...um....aw hell.

I grew up in a rural area. So I fit in as a redneck.I started the thread for humor. I saw another board I go to has been doing it since December without an argument. I also figured it might be fun since I hear there is a boredom factor here.

Oh I'm called a Displaced Cheesehead sometimes. hehe I have the ability to laugh at myself.

You may be a redneck if you think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.

You may be a redneck if you and your dog use the same tree.

You may be a redneck if you ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

You may be a redneck if you have a pair of formal work boots for Sundays

lol good ones

You sister at one point was also your aunt, Stepmom. Granmother, and now your wife.

You may be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are"Gentlemen,start your engins."

Stole this off the other site

You might be a redneck...you take offense to this thread


You might be a redneck if you own a Jeff Foxworthy book.

I don't have a book of his but sure have a CD.

I checked that out at the library once. I wish I would have made a copy. Good stuff!!!!

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if that camel looks mighty pleasing too you!

You may be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You may be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

...you know the perfect side dish to serve with 'possum!

You're mother's ever walked out of the bathroom and said, "Hey y'all, come see the size of this one before I flush it."

taters and I got to go to bed but I have got a lot more.

You would be a redneck if....

You think a "Hard Drive" is getting across the County line without getting caught with a load of "Shine".

You might be a redneck if...Your cd burner is holding your can of chewing tobacco

You may be a redneck if you think a person who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

If you own more than one Billy the Bass electric fish...you might be one.

You may be a redneck if you dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

You might be a redneck if you think Opportunity really knocks.

You may be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are Play Ball

You may be a redneck if your password is Bubba.

Nice one Ann.

You may be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."