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#113557 - 03/29/05 11:23 AM You might be a Redneck if.....
Amy Crazy Cat Woman Registered: 10/26/03 Posts: 18601 Loc: Litter Box	I saw this at another board its a game where people contribute humor. Please keep it fun and civil. ^{NO PERSONAL ATTACKS TOWARDS BOARD MEMBERS} Ok to start it out...... your richest relative buys a new home and you have to go help take the wheels off of it. _________________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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#113558 - 03/29/05 11:24 AM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Amy Crazy Cat Woman Registered: 10/26/03 Posts: 18601 Loc: Litter Box	You would be a redneck if.... your house can move, but your car can't. you go to family reunions to pick up girls _________________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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#113559 - 03/29/05 11:30 AM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Amy Crazy Cat Woman Registered: 10/26/03 Posts: 18601 Loc: Litter Box	Your idea of a better dishwasher is getting a dog with a bigger tounge. _________________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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#113560 - 03/29/05 12:07 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Wesley I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master Registered: 10/28/03 Posts: 10034 Loc: TN	You live in Tennessee...and...um....aw hell. _________________________ Evil girls biting good girls turning good girls into evil girls. Evil boys eating evil hamburgers. Evil boys eating evil fries.
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#113561 - 03/29/05 12:17 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Amy Crazy Cat Woman Registered: 10/26/03 Posts: 18601 Loc: Litter Box	I grew up in a rural area. So I fit in as a redneck.I started the thread for humor. I saw another board I go to has been doing it since December without an argument. I also figured it might be fun since I hear there is a boredom factor here. _________________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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#113562 - 03/29/05 12:18 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Amy Crazy Cat Woman Registered: 10/26/03 Posts: 18601 Loc: Litter Box	Oh I'm called a Displaced Cheesehead sometimes. hehe I have the ability to laugh at myself. _________________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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#113563 - 03/29/05 12:35 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Ann Mississippi Mom Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 10142 Loc: Ms	You may be a redneck if you think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. _________________________ If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.
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#113564 - 03/29/05 12:36 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Ann Mississippi Mom Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 10142 Loc: Ms	You may be a redneck if you and your dog use the same tree. _________________________ If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.
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#113565 - 03/29/05 12:38 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Ann Mississippi Mom Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 10142 Loc: Ms	You may be a redneck if you ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher. _________________________ If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.
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#113566 - 03/29/05 12:40 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
gweeptish Negative Re-enforcer Registered: 08/06/04 Posts: 6734 Loc: NYC	You may be a redneck if you have a pair of formal work boots for Sundays _________________________ I may not be correct, but, I am never wrong
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#113567 - 03/29/05 12:40 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Amy Crazy Cat Woman Registered: 10/26/03 Posts: 18601 Loc: Litter Box	lol good ones _________________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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#113568 - 03/29/05 12:42 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Amy Crazy Cat Woman Registered: 10/26/03 Posts: 18601 Loc: Litter Box	You sister at one point was also your aunt, Stepmom. Granmother, and now your wife. _________________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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#113569 - 03/29/05 12:44 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Ann Mississippi Mom Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 10142 Loc: Ms	You may be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are"Gentlemen,start your engins." _________________________ If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.
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#113570 - 03/29/05 12:45 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Amy Crazy Cat Woman Registered: 10/26/03 Posts: 18601 Loc: Litter Box	Stole this off the other site You might be a redneck...you take offense to this thread You might be a redneck if you own a Jeff Foxworthy book. _________________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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#113571 - 03/29/05 12:47 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Ann Mississippi Mom Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 10142 Loc: Ms	I don't have a book of his but sure have a CD. _________________________ If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.
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#113572 - 03/29/05 12:48 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Amy Crazy Cat Woman Registered: 10/26/03 Posts: 18601 Loc: Litter Box	I checked that out at the library once. I wish I would have made a copy. Good stuff!!!! _________________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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#113573 - 03/29/05 12:57 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Ann Mississippi Mom Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 10142 Loc: Ms	You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if that camel looks mighty pleasing too you! You may be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. You may be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. _________________________ If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.
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#113574 - 03/29/05 01:00 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Amy Crazy Cat Woman Registered: 10/26/03 Posts: 18601 Loc: Litter Box	...you know the perfect side dish to serve with 'possum! _________________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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#113575 - 03/29/05 01:02 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Amy Crazy Cat Woman Registered: 10/26/03 Posts: 18601 Loc: Litter Box	You're mother's ever walked out of the bathroom and said, "Hey y'all, come see the size of this one before I flush it." _________________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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#113576 - 03/29/05 01:02 PM Re: You might be a Redneck if.....
Ann Mississippi Mom Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 10142 Loc: Ms	taters and I got to go to bed but I have got a lot more. _________________________ If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.
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